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How many 'teens have a significant other? If you have one, what did you do to bag her? If not, why not?

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i dont because i cant talk to women

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>>14374020
Ofc you can, you just need to find the right woman

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I dont because Im a fucking chudcel retard

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didn't make a poll award

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>How many 'teens have a significant other?
Me
>If you have one, what did you do to bag her?
My friend wingmanned hard for me, also I just kept telling her funny stories and drawing funny pictures for her

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>>14374024
will never happen award

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lol i have 🅱ideo game and food

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are you single

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>lol i have 🅱ideo game and food

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>>14374037
lol i am homosexual for 🅱ideo game i have collecting of many!

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I have a girlfriend who I met through 'lege. We are both in the poli-sci department and bonded over our shared frustration over the faculty and student body's liberal tilt.

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>>14374019 (OP)
how would you know 'teens didn't have male partners though

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>>14374030
do you mean 'jaks by funny pictures

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>>14374046
lol what 🅱is even mean? not like my 🅱ideo game! avgn is good man!

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ive only ever been on one date, there was never a second one. which was weird because i thought i did well but i probably talked too much about my not conventionally attractive hobbies

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>>14374055
In the ninth grade I went on a date with my crush and I was such an awkward nigger, she decided she was lesbian the week after.

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>>14374055
lol relating post! i love 🅱ℹDE⭕ games

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>>14374051
No but I also sent her 'jaks as well
Specifically the sour gummy 'jaks with the really puckered lips

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>>14374061
lesbian? why not homosexual for bideo games? bideo games are of good collecting!

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>>14374061
brootal

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>>14374061
lol that sucks. yeah i definitely had a way hyped up image of my crush when i went on a date with her she ended up being a pretty boring person

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>>14374019 (OP)
who is the foid in the right? she looks familiar

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>>14374099
Mascot for crystal cafe

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I have a girlfriend, she's a negress and I met her in college in my art class. She's surprisingly keyed, probably because she's African and not a hoodnigger from America

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>>14374122
Do you mean "African" African or one of the locked Africans from the Anglosphere

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self inserting faggots ywnbag

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>>14374122
Keyed. Your girlfriend is a BLEACHED QoH.

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>>14374131
No, she's from Niger. Literally Niger geg

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>>14374134
obsessed brimstone

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>>14374134
supersaging won't make you a real woman

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my tip for single 'teens is probably lower your standards. even if a girl is mid or even sub 5, she might surprise you.

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>>14374187
+there are millions of foids who are just as sexless and lonely as you, you just don't see them because you keep your eyes on SISAs who can afford to skip an ogre like you

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>>14374187
I prefer to be alone rather than date an ugly foid

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>>14374206
proved >>14374218 right award

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>>14374019 (OP)
I've had four girlfriends in my life. I never really did anything, I just existed at school/on dating apps and they kinda gravitated towards me. The relationships never lasted long. I actually ended my most recent relationship because I didn't find her attractive.

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>>14374255
are you seeing someone rn or are you still shopping

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>>>14374019 (OP)
>I've had four girlfriends in my life. I never really did anything, I just existed at school/on dating apps and they kinda gravitated towards me. The relationships never lasted long. I actually ended my most recent relationship because I didn't find her attractive.

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>>14374263
I am still looking, but not very hard. I live in asia so lots of women throw themselves at me for being white but it's never the attractive ones.

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>>14374291
Where in Asia? I'm in Asia right now too, I'm an exchange student from the states. I live in The Philippines. My girlfriend back home gets pissy at me because this place is a sexpat capital.

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>>>14374291
>Where in Asia? I'm in Asia right now too, I'm an exchange student from the states. I live in The Philippines. My girlfriend back home gets pissy at me because this place is a sexpat capital.
GLOWS

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im 20 and forever alone

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>>14374304
The People's Republic of China

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>>14374331
it's not as good for sexpats as seasia but it's more developed and you get paid better here

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>>14374331
Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyue shíjiān zhǔnbei 1 2 3 liǎng ge lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìde qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wei fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦zàijiàn 🥶🍦

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>>14374339
I went to China once. I went there to report on how industry and urbanization is affecting rural villages. It was pretty SNCA but a lot of girls gave me attention just because I was a foreigner that spoke good English.

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i do, i js got lucky and met a sisa with a really compatible personality

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>>14374310
Go to the Far East. Even if you're a jobless NEET who lives off welfare, your moderate income makes you upper middle class there. You'll probably be more successful there. Not even because women there are more "trad", you're just wealthier compared to the shithole around you.

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>>14374367
I'm happy for you wholesomeheart

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>>14374019 (OP)
Nah that's gay

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>>14374380
>liking women is gay

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My partner's boyfriend allowed me to post in this thread, so I'll say that I met her at a Reddit meetup and she findoms me, in exchange I get to see one picture from her Onlyfans every month and on special occasions I get a new Nintendo Switch game. She makes me so fucking happy.

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>>14374395
Israel's space lasers got him for telling the trvth. Marjorie Taylor Greene was right.

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>>14374404
Is she trans too

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i love girls but i cant find any. any tips op?

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>>14374395
>liking women is EPI

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I’m volcel

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>I’m volcel

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I have a BVLL

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Negrobump I wanna see what mutts have to say

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Me and my woman

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>>14374122
They will probably say something like that

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DO NOT GO OUT WITH 'FE GIRL, DO NOT…

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'fe girl and a funny blacked guy like me is the perfect combination



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