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Nate is such a nice guy, I don’t understand why he’s single. Any woman would be lucky to have him.
BUT I personally would NEVER ever date him award

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"Soytan met Nate online while he was spamming up a subreddit that she was browsing. She messaged him privately, telling him to stop, which he responded by calling her various slurs and insults. However, despite initial hostilities, Nate eventually began to talk to her more and more, since she was (and still is) pretty much one of the very few people who's willing to talk to the guy who isn't related to him and is always online (Chud's probably too busy writing some gay manifesto in his room where he goons to cartoon porn). She eventually gave her number to Nate, they face-timed for a while, and she then discovered she lived close enough to Nate for him to visit frequently. Nate currently visits her house on the weekends and holidays, where they usually play video games and watch movies, and they face-time on the weekdays because those are school days. Soytan hopes he moves in with her once he's old enough to move out, but she hasn't admitted that to him."

I consider this canon

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>>14361286
Soytan first encounter'd Nate whilst he did scatter pestiferous papers about the public place where she did wander; she, with a chiding voice, bade him surcease his clamour, to the which he answer'd with scurvy and provoking terms, calling her by names that modesty forbids to speak. Yet, despite this rough beginning, which seem'd a merry war betwixt them, time hath brought them to a peace. For he, poor wretch, hath few friends in this wide world to waste the time withal, save for his kin, and sits often alone; belike his fellow Chud is mew'd up in his closet, penning some strange manifesto or gazing upon wanton pictures,.

In time, she deliver'd him her favor, and they held discourse through a glass perspective, wherein they might behold each other's visage though far removed. It fortuned that she found he dwelt near her, as a neighbour to her house. Now, upon the heavy week-days when school demands his hour, they speak but through the air; but when the holidays come, he repairs to her house to play at tray-trip and behold dumb shows and pageants,. She cherishes a secret hope, yet hid like a worm i' the bud, that when he is come to ripe years he shall make her house his home for ever; but this thought she keeps in the book and volume of her brain, unspoke,.



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