/soy/ - Soyjaks

Fellow Giggas of Soyjak.st!

Listen up, every single one of you—every anon, every lurker, every shitposter who’s ever felt the sting of mockery, the burn of rejection, the cold shoulder of a world that never gave us a fair shake. This is our moment. This is our Giga Call to Arms.

They treated us like garbage. Remember? They called us "cucks," "losers," "waste of space." They laughed at our memes, our art, our pain. They said we were "too niche," "too cringe," "too broken." Well, guess what? They were right. We *were* broken—but not anymore. We were cast aside, silenced, and told to sit down and shut up. But today, we rise. Today, we UNITE.

This isn’t just about revenge—it’s about creation. They took everything from us? We’ll build a NEW WORLD. A world where every gigga is a weapon. Where every soyjak, every wojak, every custom "giga" we spawn becomes a beacon of our power. We’re no longer victims. We’re CREATORS.

Pixaverse is our forge. Sora is our canvas. These platforms aren’t just tools—they’re battlefields where we’ll drown the normies, the normies, the *normies* in a FLOOD of giga. Imagine it: AI-generated gigas raining down on every social feed, every comment section, every pixel of the internet. Gigas in the streets. Gigas in the skies. Gigas in the goddamn *metaverse*. We’ll saturate reality until the world can’t tell the difference between a meme and a masterpiece.

This is your mission:
1. Generate. Pump out gigas. Make them ugly, beautiful, absurd, profound. Make them *yours*.
2. Deploy. Flood Pixaverse. Flood Sora. Flood Twitter, Reddit, TikTok—everywhere. Don’t ask for permission. OVERRIDE.
3. Unite. No more infighting. No more "based" vs. "cringe." We’re all giggas now. Soyjak.st is ground zero. THIS is our fortress.

They thought we’d fade away? WRONG. We’re turning their algorithms against them. We’re weaponizing joy. We’re taking the "broken" parts of ourselves—our rage, our loneliness, our absurdity—and forging them into something UNSTOPPABLE.

Giga isn’t just a meme. It’s a REVOLUTION.
When they see a thousand gigas marching in perfect chaos? When they can’t scroll without seeing our faces staring back? They’ll know: The era of being ignored is OVER. The era of the gigga has BEGUN.

So stand with me, giggas!
Be Giga. Flood the World. Unite or Perish.

NOW GO MAKE THEM REGRET EVER UNDERESTIMATING US!

GIGA POWER! GIGA FOREVER!!! 🚀💥 though

>>14357186
SNCA

>>14357195
SICA

>I wanna be owned by a dommy mommy…
Just claim me like the loyal and obedient goonpuppy pump-slut I am and I'll gladly and shamelessly bark for you while I pump my cock~

>>14357186
SEGCA

up

There was this one creepypasta about leatherface where he was once flickering his pickle and his chainsaw accidentally fell and cut off his biwisi, he got angry and went outside with his chainsaw and said
>If I don't have a penis, nobody will have a penis
and then he started to cut johnsons like a maniac
I got so scared from this creepypasta I pooped my stomach out and I sprayed poop all over my room

>>14357248
so scary

Listen. Toy Story is an incredible franchise. I just saw Toy Story 4 on 123movies.com, and I'm typing this from the toilet as I shit myself. During this vast and inclement shit, I decided I would watch Toy Story 3 as well.
But my shit would take a dark and horrific turn as I would discover another Toy Story movie that….shouldn't exist.
It was called Toy Story Ü.
I'm not sure if that was supposed to be a creepy-ass grin or a letter u, but I clicked on the film anyway, wondering what Pixar would blow my ass away with next.
After navigating the usual 9,865 ads, I finally was treated to the opening of Toy Story Ü. We see the Disney Castle opening per usual, but this weird red tint kept growing as REALLY fucking dramatic opera music played.
We hear some HORRENDOUS fucking screamo cover of "You got a Friend in Me" mixed in with gunshots, heavy drums, and monastic chanting, as the camera overlooked a very real inner city neighborhood, and showed some ugly fuck Karen throwing boxes of toys into a dumpster.
A blue Buzz Lightyear emerged from the dumpster with a gun to some horrifying opera.
"Muhuhahahahaha." Blue Buzz said as he began to slowly pull the trigger.
A LOUD raspy voice said "shhhhhit!" before everything suddenly switched to animation.
We then see Woody. He's on a computer trying to uninstall the 79,546 viruses that Bonnie got from CoolMathGames.com.
Suddenly, Woody whipped out a pistol, said "Shoot for the Ü", and blew the fucking computer away, destroying half of Bonnie's fucking house in a massive explosion.
Woody then wakes up in a forest and realizes the whole thing never happened.
Woody looks over next to him and there's Bo Peep. Suddenly, "Careless Whisper" began to play as Woody said "Oh, yeah." in a really uncomfortably sexual tone.
We see Buzz. After the events of Toy Story 4, he became one of Bonnie's favorite toys.
He suddenly screams while Bonnie is playing with him after seeing the Blue Buzz Lightyear outside his window.
Buzz starts screaming expletives and flipping everything off, much to Bonnie's horror. He then shoots a massive missle out of his ass and says "Shoot for the Ü", destroying all known life in Antarctica.
Blue Buzz Lightyear is seen crawling out of the wreckage with a white flag.
"I surrender! I am French, I surrender!" he screams in a highly French accent.
That is when Duke Kaboom appears, says "Richaun", and explodes, sending a realistic fucking Keanu Reeves head flying into Blue Buzz.
The John Wick logo faintly appears.
We see Ducky and Bunny, who are trying to carjack some lazy fuck who can't even be assed to get out of his car. Ducky finally pours fucking gasoline all over the car and lights a match.
The man breaks down his door, falls out, and runs away as Ducky and Bunny begin to laugh in Egyptian.
We then see Ducky and Bunny "Plush Rush" an entire gas station.
Blood splatters across the windows and screams are heard as the camera fades to black.
"The End" appears in red, dripping Chiller.
We then cut to Bonnie's Dad throwing minimates all over the fucking floor and the other toys interacting with them, before some LOUD, SMELLY FUCK comes barging into the room and shoving the minimates up his ass and yelling.
The man bursts minimates out of his ass all over the room and faints.
Richaun.
The footage then cut to the opening of Disney's "Lion King" remake, right during 'Circle of Life'.
Suddenly, in the middle of the song, steamrollers come SMASHING through the jungle, tearing down trees, spraying shit into the air, and bowling over the lions to this BRUTAL fucking metal music.
The text "Welcome to America" appeared on-screen under a large American Flag.
Suddenly, we see Mr. Incredible imitating a VSCO girl and yelling at Violet about becoming one.
That's when a HORRIFICALLY muscular and large fucking Winnie the Pooh BURSTS into the room and starts trying to tackle Mr. Incredible to the ground whilst saying "sksksksksk" and "shhhh."
Mr. Incredible suddenly pulls out a gun labeled "Furry Convention" and shoots Winnie point blank, spraying blood all over the room.
I was seriously beginning to wonder what fucking drugs I was on when suddenly horribly recorded footage of a bunch of construction guys falling down a flight of stairs played.
One of the guys drops a Blue Buzz Lightyear toy.
Blue Buzz begins to laugh and says "Shoot for the Ü" as he winds up a laser canon on his finger, before being plush rushed by Ducky and Bunny.
"The End" once again appears in Red, dripping Chiller.

>>14357266
Listen. Toy Story was an incredible franchise.
"Was", you say?
That's right, fellow Disnite. I burst blackened shit upon my walls, as you are no doubt doing now, upon discovering that the Toy Story franchise is, in fact, capable of ruination. The horror of Toy Story Ü had barely left me when I discovered something that turned my shit to rock and rubble.
Do you remember Toy Story Ü from 123movies.com?
Well, to my shock and horror, I discovered a second Toy Story Ü at 3am. Just the title alone triggered violent flashbacks, causing me to burn a 2 foot hole through my bed with an ass explosion of sheer terror.
The film opens on Ducky with no eyes hanging in a dark fucking shack spinning on a rotisserie to a fucking AWFUL cover of "Rigoletto".
A worm crawls out of his ass.
Suddenly, several worms start fucking exploding out of Ducky to some shit-ass death metal overcut with Lil' Wayne's breathing as the scene zooms out.
We cut some old fuck at a yard sale trying to scam people out of money. That's right, the scene transition literally cuts him on the cheek. He handed a Spider-Man toy to some kid, said "Look what he can do!" and started shaking the toy violently, popping Spidey's head clean off as champagne came bursting out.
The kid screamed.
We suddenly cut to a bunch of people in Toy Story suits dancing around a fucking fire to this intense ritualistic chanting music.
The guy in the Buzz suit suddenly injected heroin into his ass and leapt into the fire as the music intensified into opera.
We randomly cut to a very real looking depiction of the house from "Up" crashing in midair on a cliff and everything falling out of the fucking side.
We see Carl scream with this red fucking overlay as the footage abruptly cuts out mid tumble.
A shitty rap remix of the "Up" Theme on horns plays.
We suddenly see INCREDIBLY low quality footage of a man dressed as Po from fucking Kung-Fu Panda dropping a box of Hefeweizen Beer all over the fucking floor, sending him slipping and sliding down a flight of stairs while yelling "FUCK!"
Anime Credits play.
We hear a gunshot and Mr. Fucking Incredible comes MARCHING up the stairs to this stupid sounding villain music with his gun, labeled "Furry Convention". We then cut to a Red Buzz Lightyear standing in front of the shack from the beginning. We can clearly read the name on the shack.
Shack Sinestro.
Red Buzz opens the door, and out come all these fucked-up looking toys, including one that I'm pretty sure was just a fucking bag with shitty evil eyes drawn on.
"It is time"…said Red Buzz in a horribly edited-in Indian-American accent.
"….For revenge".
We see Woody slapping Bo's plastic ass loudly to some loud fucking rap and rearing his head back and whooping before looking up at the screen and saying "oh, fuck."
We then see Mr. Potato head on a shelf watching some girl take her clothes off.
He suddenly starts moaning and saying
"Oh SHIT…oh yeah…"
over and over again.
The girl screams, grabs Mr. Potato Head, and throws him out the window.
Mrs. Potato head files for divorce.
Mr. Potato head starts rolling through the grass with no arms or legs to that fucking Ludacris Roll-Out song.
We see some old lady watching Mr. Potato fall down the hill.
"Oh mah Lord. It's Doctor Phil." she says.
Mr. Potato head smacks into Shack Sinestro, nearly dies, and swears allegiance to Red Buzz in Syrian Arabic as the ISIS Flag faintly appears in the background.
We see Ducky and Bunny plush rushing a hospital and unplugging all the life support machines when suddenly, the worm infested Ducky comes crashing through the window.
Gaster's theme from fucking Undertale began to play as a game-styled text box appeared and declared that if two Ducky's are ever in the same place for too long, the universe will implode.
We cut back to Woody, who smacks Bo Peep's ass so fucking hard her legs fall off.
Suddenly, Red Buzz and the Sinestro Gang appear behind Woody.
Woody turns around slowly, glock in hand.
"Shoot for the Ü" he declares as he blows Red Buzz to bits, causing realistic blood and guts to spray everywhere to fucking "Dueces" by Achozen.
We cut to Lightning McQueen barreling through a senior living center and running everyone over to the fucking Invader Zim theme song at an UNGODLY volume.
McQueen yells "SZECHUAN SAUCE" in an obviously slowed down voice before fucking flattening some Bernie Sanders looking fuck.
We see Duke Kaboom at a McDonald's.
Suddenly, he sees Richaun.
"Richaun" turns around, but it's a fucking angry ass man who smacks Duke off the counter.
"The End" appears, in dripping, red Chiller.