/soy/ - Soyjaks

>My roommate microwaves metal on purpose because he likes the ‘light show.’

My roommate (25M) thinks sparks in the microwave are “beautiful.” Let me repeat: he puts forks, foil, and metal bowls in the microwave intentionally because it “looks like a mini fireworks display.”

He has ruined:

Two plates

The microwave turntable

The inside walls of the microwave, now scorched

When I told him this is extremely dangerous, he said:

“Only if you’re scared of electricity.”

No, buddy, I’m scared of explosions.

Last night he microwaved a spoon for so long the breaker tripped. He laughed for 10 minutes about how “powerful the universe is.”

I emailed the landlord. I’m not waiting until I wake up to find the kitchen melted.