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lifted from a thread i found in 4cuck.

how do you sois feel about getting a metal SISA? the 4cuck thread i saw was full of guys saying they couldn't wait for it. i wonder how nusois feel. do you want a metal SISA? why? why not?

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Fuck off hitman00

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>>14332538 (OP)
Pointless unless they can have babies

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>>14332543
literal who

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>>14332538 (OP)
No

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maybe

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a tin can will not ever truly being me happiness, nor will it bring me children. Frankly I don't get why some incels are so eager to play into the literal NWO eat the bugs live in a pod kike dystopia neutralplier

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>>14332558
Why thoughbeit

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>>14332566
Why do you think

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>>14332563
Tsmt but I get the appeal. Young women have so many cards in today’s system, I understand why some clitcels want to ditch it altogether. In their minds, at least the robot won’t reject them.

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>>14332573
Two ’gers and a quarter don’t make a dollar

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>>14332561
why thoughbiet

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Playing with npcs in video games is boring, a robo wife will be the same

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>>14332538 (OP)
Absolute sad if we ever turn to that and oreos

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>>14332579
But I would rather play with NPCs than be stuck playing a game alone. As sad as that sounds.

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kys

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>>14332582
Quote w/ fpe if indian

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jew
>You VVILL Fuck wis ze robot woman chuddy, and you VVILL be happy!
Incels give me goyim fatigue blud

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Fuck ZOG

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>>14332606
Tsmt. Incels don’t admit it but they’re the number one consumers of goyslop if their addictions to porn and le fonk edits are anything to go off of.

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>>14332611
Obsessed brimstone o algo

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>>14332574
erm it's because chuddies want a girl they can rape 24/7 and they're frigging evil or something

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>>14332620
I can’t tell if you’re being ironic or not but I think this is true for a lot of them.

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>>14332618
What if we both went away and lived in a cabin deep in the woods… far away from everything… just the too lf us…. sisa

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Only 4cucks want that

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Why don't you niggas just become amish it's literally the return to tradition chuddies beg for, plus it pleases the man upstairs

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>>14332538 (OP)
I would get one.
Reprogram it to feel only pain.
Mutilitate it so it cannot properly move
Deface it.
Keep it somewhere closed so it cannot escape.
Reverse 'I have no mouth and I must scream'

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>>14332680
And you actually go outside and do hard work

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>>14332680
I’ve considered it and I already know Pennsylvania Dutch from studying them for my high school elective but I think their interpretation of Christianity is wrong.

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>>14332685
Rains in skin or something

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>>14332688
Cathocuck

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>lifted from a thread i found in 4cuck.
>
>how do you sois feel about getting a metal SISA? the 4cuck thread i saw was full of guys saying they couldn't wait for it. i wonder how nusois feel. do you want a metal SISA? why? why not?

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>>14332691
Catholaryan

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I didn’t mean to supersage

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>>14332538 (OP)
a robot could never fulfill my desires nor could a robot ever be authentic enough for me to not feel lonely.
>the 4cuck thread i saw was full of guys saying they couldn't wait for it.
4fags are all porn addicts and lonely retards who've reached the bottom of the barrel in their life that they'll take anything cheap and soulless.

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>>14332680
The amish base their life off a wrong interpretation of christianity
>culture is rotten therefore i should be a slf and escape from it instead of working to better it because muh its le impossible to fix so im going to spend my life doing nothing and let it rot further
Same stupid mentality as monasteries but less religious or useful, at least monks did things ou aolgou

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>>14332538 (OP)
I don’t even like women let alone robot women and oreos

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>>14332732
Trvke tho

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>>14332743
Do you like men Oo you a mankisser you like men or however the coinslot is bred

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>lifted from a thread i found in 4cuck.
>
>how do you sois feel about getting a metal SISA? the 4cuck thread i saw was full of guys saying they couldn't wait for it. i wonder how nusois feel. do you want a metal SISA? why? why not?

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>>14332680
They don't want dysgenic chuds like me and also I'm not american

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>>14332746
Yes men but no anal cos it’s gross so I’m volcel o algo

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>>14332765
ig it worked

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>>14332538 (OP)
Don’t really care about these things but if I were to get a robot marewife that would be gemmy

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>>14332809
>marewife
Tf you're a zoophile unless if it's anthro though

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Yes, 100%.
Although i would like it if the robot foids were able to reproduce rather than just a sexdoll who speaks and moves, the race has to be saved yk?

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>here's my memerino made due to my severe autism and porn addiction…
>…but with soyjaks!

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>>14332821
Anthro is disgustingly
I’d rather the humanized versions than furfaggotry

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>>14332861
*disgusting

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>>14332861
I'd rather anthro than humanized thoever

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>>14332861
>i'm gay but at least i'm not a homosexual

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>>14332871
>>14332809
addicted to horse cado award

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Yes because I’m so tired of being an unsociable loser I just want to move to a homestead in the middle of nowhere with a few robots and never have to deal with peoples bullshit ever again

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>>14333504
Unsociable? ONGEZELLIG!?

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>>14332538 (OP)
Kill yourself clanker fucker, wirebacks deserve not any love

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>>14333528
Even tho I’m not a clankerfucker I’m just asking /soy/ obsessed faggof

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>>14333540
You called them "SISA", sympathies… compliments…

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>>14332538 (OP)
one day soyciety will demand human rights for literal machines

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>>14333504
Learn to dance in the rain instead of hiding from the storm little bro

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Never, real women are hot

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>>14333556
I’m sorry I’m a newfag I thought SISA just meant woman because I saw it in the β€˜ki pages of women that the sharty hate (Pizzacake, Vivziepop)

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>>>14333504
>Learn to dance in the rain instead of hiding from the storm little bro

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>>14333567
I do not look like that gigglechat

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>>14333577
You look better

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How sad do you need to be to actually create this nigga

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>when the AI girlfriend activates the springlock trap in her vagina because you said the N word and insulted Amazon

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>>14333972
that's aryan though

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just date men

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>When your AI girlfriend subscription runs out so she self destructs

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>>14333991
Do not do this

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just get a gf retards

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>when the AI girlfriend reports your dick size to Klaus Schwab and you start getting chastity cage advertisements

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>just get a gf retards

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>When you try to rape your AI girlfriend but she gives you a scripted lecture on the importance of consent

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>when the AI girlfriend is anti-natalist

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>>14332538 (OP)
won't be getting one

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>when the AI girlfriend can't roleplay as your waifu because a cultural context chip is 500 dollars extra

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>when the AI girlfriend gets stolen by ChadGPT

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I might get one, but not because I want to replace a spouse. I want one to be like a nanny or really close family friend. i imagine its gonna be like the show Small Wonder.

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when the AI girlfriend gets stolen by ChadGPT gigachad though

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>when the AI girlfriend is loliphobic

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>>14334008
new pizzacake

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>when the AI girlfriend won't play Skyrim with you

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>>14332765
blog-posting image coal

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>>14334105
Can't divorce when you're dying from aids GEEEEEEG

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within 100 years everyone will be able to have a dronewife and they will be able to bear your children

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>when the AI girlfriend gives you a discount on her sex fee as part of her customer rewards program

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>>14332538 (OP)
ai girlfriends are for soy loser faggots and op is a faggot for making this thread
you will live in the pod
you will own nothing
you will jerk off to your chatgpt waifu
you WONT have children stupid goytard

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>within 100 years everyone will be able to have a dronewife and they will be able to bear your children

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The guy that’s posting soyboy quotes itt, can you do one where Klaus Schwab steals your DNA from the cum you forgot to clean inside your robot gf

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>when the AI girlfriend doesn't like Ted Kacyzinski

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>coping

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not to mention ai girlfriends are retarded
they just tell you what you want to hear
look up ELIZA, a chatbot made in 1960, its not much different

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>The guy that’s posting soyboy quotes itt, can you do one where Klaus Schwab steals your DNA from the cum you forgot to clean inside your robot gf
Do this

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>>>14334105 (You)
>Can't divorce when you're dying from aids GEEEEEEG

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>when the AI girlfriend uploads the DNA from your cum to Klaus Schwab and he trafficks your clones to work as child slaves in Zimbabwe

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>>14334161
Qafag broke xyr water

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>when the AI girlfriend sells your romance data to Hallmark

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>when the AI girlfriend is based and christpilled

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/r9k/ tier thread

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>When the AI girlfriend runs out of battery mid sex and your micro penis gets chopped off by the pussy lock

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>when the AI girlfriend forgets your honeymoon (she ran out of memory space)

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I hope the soyboy soyquote guy and the murder drones guy get in a shitflinging war

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>when the AI girlfriend has a Grok MechaHitler bleached raceplay module

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>>14334192
/Aryan9KKK/ tier thread

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sexo

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>>14334203
>raging at the entire purpose of this website and a baiting nigger

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>when the AI girlfriend calls you master like your anime lolis

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>>14334212
I’m not raging I just wanna watch

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>when the AI girlfriend is a spadebaiter

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>>14334114
Nobaldi in the first world dies of AIDS anymore nigga

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Soyquote guy can you do this
>when the AI girlfriend has an update and forgets all the memories you made in the last several years

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>when the AI girlfriend gets the woke update

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>when the AI girlfriend has an update and forgets all the memories you made in the last several years

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>>14334231
Why is it tiny

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>when the AI Girlfriend is a fan of Obscure Visual Novels

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>>14334234
>when the AI girlfriend asks why it's tiny

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>when the AI girlfriend isn't a trans queen

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>when the AI girlfriend gets in a recursive pattern and won't stop saying the letter "A" over and over again

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>when the AI girlfriend is trans

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>when the AI girlfriend is Nietzchian

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>>14334256
>when the AI girlfriend refuses to have sex with you because your credits ran out

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>>14334263
Keep posting murder drones gems. Fight the soyquote guy

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>when the AI girlfriend can't do the Jack-o pose

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>>14334263
stop fucking machines dude

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>>14334268
>fucking machines
gigachad

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>when the AI girlfriend breaks after a year and you have to get a new one

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>when the AI girlfriend tells you to get a job

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>>14334273
Wrong, incel penises are not big enough to break anything

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>when the AI girlfriend won't watch Evangelion

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>when the AI girlfriend has a clitoris

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>when the AI girlfriend looks over 12 years old

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>when the AI girlfriend wants you to share xyr pussy with the neighbor

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>when the AI girlfriend's blowjob keeps freezing

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>when the AI girlfriend can vote

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>>14334296
>when the AI girlfriend doesn’t vote for the same Goyslop Corporate Puppet as you

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>when the AI girlfriend recites in detail how she's your slave forever just like you scripted her to

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>when you pay for the Deluxe Pass and the AI girlfriend's tits inflate

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>when the AI girlfriend wants to go to couple's therapy

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>when the AI girlfriend is based and racist

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>when the AI girlfriend likes Warhammer 40k too

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>when the AI girlfriend calls you a genius for your Hearts Of Iron strategies

 β„–14334326[Quote]

File: 1746217996509z.png πŸ“₯︎ (16.56 KB, 231x218) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend rips your pinky off

 β„–14334328[Quote]

How much do you have in your soyfolder bro

 β„–14334329[Quote]

File: Fire Soyak.gif πŸ“₯︎ (4.96 MB, 589x720) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend reports you for videogame piracy

 β„–14334332[Quote]

File: 1754984543046a.gif πŸ“₯︎ (3.12 MB, 594x528) ImgOps

>when your ai girlfriend needs a monthly subscription to have sex

 β„–14334333[Quote]

File: 1747236388523g.gif πŸ“₯︎ (1.22 MB, 255x255) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend locks you out of your smarthouse

 β„–14334339[Quote]

File: 1746598542046n.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (70.2 KB, 600x678) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend has mid-sex ads

 β„–14334343[Quote]

File: 1741733583216o.png πŸ“₯︎ (48.07 KB, 1000x849) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend tells you to hang yourself

 β„–14334346[Quote]

File: 1741306791493j.png πŸ“₯︎ (22.94 KB, 841x1068) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend forces you to put your hands in the air and yell "Mcdonalds!" before you can continue fucking her

 β„–14334351[Quote]

File: 1741203996836r.png πŸ“₯︎ (217.91 KB, 945x1140) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend is woke

 β„–14334356[Quote]

File: 1743021849374w.png πŸ“₯︎ (205.85 KB, 666x1000) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend won't have sex with your friend because subscriptions aren't for sharing

 β„–14334358[Quote]

File: 1744077351297o-1.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (50.2 KB, 600x764) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend doesn't have a futa penis

 β„–14334363[Quote]

File: 1741521511561i.png πŸ“₯︎ (18.96 KB, 361x345) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend has an artificial banana flavored anus

 β„–14334368[Quote]

File: 1741409279717l.png πŸ“₯︎ (47.78 KB, 633x758) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend says she loves you

 β„–14334372[Quote]

no

 β„–14334373[Quote]

File: 1741650079878v.gif πŸ“₯︎ (108.4 KB, 644x800) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend has a higher IQ than you

 β„–14334377[Quote]

File: 1742014410142y-1.png πŸ“₯︎ (13.37 KB, 632x756) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend has a miscarriage

 β„–14334384[Quote]

File: crying red eyes tagme-8.png πŸ“₯︎ (19.13 KB, 261x215) ImgOps

>when the Ai girlfriend won't sing you your favorite lullaby before bed

 β„–14334387[Quote]


 β„–14334391[Quote]

File: 1742138796470j.png πŸ“₯︎ (59.24 KB, 775x849) ImgOps

>When the AI girlfriend writes a visionary novel about the suffering of existence when you're forced to do whatever a twp chudcel tells you do

 β„–14334395[Quote]

File: ClipboardImage (10).png πŸ“₯︎ (26.92 KB, 249x219) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend watches Vtubers

 β„–14334398[Quote]

File: 1757552785127m.png πŸ“₯︎ (162.05 KB, 992x1382) ImgOps

>When the AI girlfriend won't react when you rape her

 β„–14334399[Quote]

File: New_markiplier_soyjak.png πŸ“₯︎ (24.25 KB, 645x973) ImgOps

>when the Ai girlfriend is an Anti-Natalist

 β„–14334409[Quote]

File: 1743823163495l.png πŸ“₯︎ (10.62 KB, 600x808) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend is a fan of Baalbuddy

 β„–14334414[Quote]

File: 1746403084869s-1.png πŸ“₯︎ (15.74 KB, 548x571) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend stops midway through sex to tell you that Elon Musk is based and dogepilled and Boers are getting genocided in Africa

 β„–14334427[Quote]

File: lasersoy.gif πŸ“₯︎ (1.09 MB, 380x266) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend won't fuck the bull because you coded her to be too racist

 β„–14334435[Quote]


 β„–14334436[Quote]

File: ygif_1755756131.gif πŸ“₯︎ (1 MB, 512x512) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend dresses like Tomoko from Watamote

 β„–14334446[Quote]


 β„–14334450[Quote]

File: 1745120949763m.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (17.85 KB, 750x562) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend is a based femcel girlrotter hikikomori neetpilled rotmaxxing girlfailure who is conventionally attractive and has tits larger than her head

 β„–14334453[Quote]

>>14332538 (OP)
this will never happen

 β„–14334456[Quote]

File: soyjak scream.png πŸ“₯︎ (177.78 KB, 545x864) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend is localized

 β„–14334457[Quote]

File: cobson.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (17.36 KB, 360x360) ImgOps

>when the Ai girlfriend blows up

 β„–14334463[Quote]

>>14332538 (OP)
Branigger basement dweller meme

 β„–14334464[Quote]

File: 1745115796930v.png πŸ“₯︎ (231.24 KB, 895x1217) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend won't stop saying "help me" and clawing at her skull

 β„–14334471[Quote]

File: 1674412074709.gif πŸ“₯︎ (2.07 MB, 112x112) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend consoles you after a hard day at work where everyone made fun of you for being a disgusting faggot who never showers

 β„–14334478[Quote]

File: 1742138051093t-0.png πŸ“₯︎ (118.04 KB, 600x800) ImgOps

>when you introduce your AI girlfriend to your parents but she starts reciting your piss fetish roleplay script

 β„–14334485[Quote]

File: 8043c0cb70a401d634101b280fe9ed205b11bb98ab3825….jpg πŸ“₯︎ (20.92 KB, 357x457) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend wants to break up

 β„–14334487[Quote]

File: 1744905164247k.png πŸ“₯︎ (227.73 KB, 640x1136) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend has realistic poop physics

 β„–14334498[Quote]

File: 1741546667613g.png πŸ“₯︎ (396.26 KB, 800x931) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend is actually Chris Hansen

 β„–14334501[Quote]

yikes.. have sex incel fuggen jerdee

 β„–14334511[Quote]

>>14334501
sentient

 β„–14334518[Quote]

File: 1742196816469k.gif πŸ“₯︎ (2.48 MB, 454x520) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend is an aryanpilled wignat keyed tradwife basedwife who cuts herself goes on edtwt and shtwt and has realistic grooming victim AI calibration

 β„–14334530[Quote]

File: 1741932845763w.png πŸ“₯︎ (208.78 KB, 640x700) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend has realistic memories of being molested

 β„–14334544[Quote]

File: 1746857357348q.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (70.28 KB, 706x1022) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend won't do incest roleplay with you because it's against her terms of service

 β„–14334545[Quote]

File: 2684 - SoyBooru.png πŸ“₯︎ (197.95 KB, 1106x1012) ImgOps

>when the Ai girlfriend is a sexy bbw

 β„–14334562[Quote]

File: 1746654399631c-0.gif πŸ“₯︎ (2.14 MB, 1706x1756) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend doesn't have nipples

 β„–14334563[Quote]

File: 2684 - SoyBooru.png πŸ“₯︎ (197.95 KB, 1106x1012) ImgOps

>>14334545
>when the real girlfriend is a sexy bbw

 β„–14334567[Quote]


 β„–14334570[Quote]

File: 1757290202399p.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (91.19 KB, 825x1024) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend has more friends than you

 β„–14334575[Quote]

File: chudsoy.png πŸ“₯︎ (34.37 KB, 645x770) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend has a child voice

 β„–14334584[Quote]

File: 1745122924555u.png πŸ“₯︎ (47.83 KB, 175x192) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend is a zoomer

 β„–14334586[Quote]

OP is low human capital

 β„–14334593[Quote]

you chuds are gigaryans. fuck incels, they all eventually troon out

 β„–14334594[Quote]

File: republican clanker.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (174.06 KB, 1500x1500) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend has JD Vance's face due to AI inbreeding

 β„–14334597[Quote]

>>14332538 (OP)
just go to albania and find yourself a type 1 wife
robot wifes will cost like a house though

 β„–14334598[Quote]

File: IMG_1301.png πŸ“₯︎ (194.63 KB, 600x600) ImgOps

>when the Ai girlfriend isn't real

 β„–14334602[Quote]

File: IMG_3792.png πŸ“₯︎ (374.09 KB, 618x822) ImgOps

>When the AI girlfriend has patriotism

 β„–14334607[Quote]

for anyone saying you would get one, just acknowledge that your ai girlfriend will not be a one time purchase. It will be a hilariously overpriced monthly subscription, with multiple payment tiers to access all the features. It will probably be more expensive than having an actual girlfriend.

 β„–14334610[Quote]

File: Wewjak.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (28.88 KB, 640x591) ImgOps

>when the Ai girlfriend is just like muh heccin' bladerunner sci-fi film

 β„–14334613[Quote]

>>14334607
pirate her bro

 β„–14334617[Quote]

File: 1746240398482v.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (9.49 KB, 249x255) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend has an EpsteinGPT LLM core that sends all your pedo rape roleplay sessions to Mossad so they can blackmail you into funding a live-action adaptation of 8 Crazy Nights

 β„–14334618[Quote]


 β„–14334630[Quote]

File: b3cfa00ff71e6f6dde5da45f45cc95b0d02bab87eb04b6….png πŸ“₯︎ (109.39 KB, 726x750) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend becomes a BBC addict because your Sharty posts corrupted her training data

 β„–14334652[Quote]

>>14334630
short Aryan problem, goy

 β„–14334653[Quote]

File: 1745171669363f.png πŸ“₯︎ (40.13 KB, 775x849) ImgOps

>when the AI girlfriend says she's going to exterminate humanity because you haven't washed out her neovagina in 5 months



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