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Alright chuds. What funny school stories do you have since I graduated 6 months ago and im kind of starting to miss school

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some retard took a shit and then washed his ass on the drinking fountain

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This foid at my school took a piss on a teachers desk.

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>>14331049
and then my friend drank from the fountain shortly after because our other friend who knew about it didn't tell us until the other day geg

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Well at my middle school me and my friend caught this one kid jacking off to anime girls in SS uniform on discord.

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I licked the inside of a urinal for a bottle of soda in elementary school (I didnt get sick)

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A female teacher fucked a stupid once lol also there was a tranny (this was before they became really popular o algo) that's pretty funny

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Tranny would bully the sped kid and would constantly be referred to as "she" (he was an ftm) by the teacher geggggggggggg

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i put a hot dog in the toilet and then shoved it in somephono's mouth

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Retarded kid in elementary school climbed on top of play fortress type thingy during recess and pull down his pants to flash his dick

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There was a lolicon on the cheer team

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>>14331147
oyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>14331154
What do you want me to elaborate on

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He was very open to and for some reason people fw him

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>>14331137
>marking your territory

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>>14331147
I had a weird ass friend that also turned out to be a lolicon and in retrospect was a massive retard. he got under my skin so much he was probably the first person i ever beat the shit out of.

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>>14331168
wait whats a lolicon genieunly

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>>14331173
pedos that like drawings of 'p

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>>14331176
geg i thought the friend himself was the loli drawing

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a gay kid was murdered. someone or some persons beat him to death at a motel and shoved a baseball up his ass. i mean it was never proven whether it was an actual murder or it was kinky fag shit gone wrong, but in our very tight-knit city, it's seen as very poor taste to bring it up or even allude to it.

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>>14331185
*baseball bat

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>>14331185
does calling this keyed count as encouraging illegal activity

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>>14331168
Geg, I don't know if I want to ask, but did you confront him when you found out

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>>14331196
yes but jannies don't give a shit

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>>14331196
frankly i think its in poor taste to make light of a kid getting murdered

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>>14331196
This isn't keyed, a kid was raped and killed

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>>14331209
i didnt say it was keyed, it was a hypothetical if i were to call this keyed would i get banned

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A kid drew a swastika out of shit and wrote the words "Break Free From It" in the bathroom, the same week we had German exchange students visit

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>>14331206
>frankly i think its in poor taste

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I remember this one time my friend went to the bathroom and then called me and another friend like "Yo guys check what I found on the toilet". He showed us and it was a teddy bear holding a little heart with "I LOVE YOU" written on it.
About an hour later the other friend went to the bathroom to piss and when he came back he told me "I turned it over", then the other friend (the one who originally found it) went to the bathroom but didn't say a word when he came back.
When I went the "liquid" was black.

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>>14331201
i told him to stop niggerbabbling in my ear about whatever incomprehensible lolicon shit he was talking about. we made fun of him but we never really confronted him, we just thought he was weird. we were, like, 14.

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>>14331221
now this is quite keyed if you ask me

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>>14331228
raisin that never happened award

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me and my friend printed out like 500 colored pictures of george floyd each using all our printing credit and then threw them all around the school people were still finding them for months geeeg

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A student was jerking off in the lunch room while staring at another student. thew teachers couldnt stop him so they had to get the resource officer to stop him, the first part was recorded

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>>14331202
i didnt really know the guy, i over heard him occasionally and he sounded sort of lispy, but nothing too offensive to the sense. im like 90% sure my high school is part of the reason why vito's death was never solved; they were incredibly against anyone mentioning it, a guy got a month suspension for mentioning it on social media, not even at school. the gay guy wasn't even in the yearbook. incredibly suspicious behavior, probably because they were already coming off of another controversy, but thats another story.

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>>14331262
This is very interestng

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>>14331262
quoteschool got him

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OP here, I already talked about this before on this site and even shown some pictures but I went to school with that twitter user who faked jumping off that bridge in portland couple weeks back. The dude was kind of a attention whore, as in he wouldn't shut up about the most basic things. (picture from my yearbook to prove that I went with this dude: Had to send in on my iPhone since im on my computer right now)

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>>14331248
Niggas would just jerk off in class at my school or something

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>>14331279
the ubersmench

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>>14331279
Why does he look like the scholar

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>>14331283
isn't the person in question an actual pedophile though

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>>14331289
wait what how marge i take that back

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>>14331293
You're probably fine

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>>14331265
the controversy they were dealing with before involved someone getting a girl's phone (i think they were boyfriend and girlfriend?) and going on her snapchat and leaking her nudes (very bad) to a bunch of other guys. the girls brother who was 2 grades above them jumped the leaker outside the school and made him bite the curb, taking photos with the school sign in view. the dude lived but had basically the entire front half of his skull factured into bits. the school was basically called out for not dealing with the situation at all (they gave the leaker 2 weeks in school sus). this all happened about a month before the gay guy died.

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>>14331318
damn what school did you go to

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>>14331321
a public school

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i dont have any stories because its boring and small, sometimes i feel like i should have never studied here in the first place, but i feel like its too late to turn back, guess ill just have to stay here for 2 more years

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A nigger suplexed another nigger, his head slammed into the concrete ground, don't know what happened to both pf them.

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>>14331338
Do something funny at your school like write this sites URL on the bathroom stall. Don't do something that might get you in trouble tho

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My science teacher is my wife

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>>14331375
i wouldnt want anyone around me to know im a nusoi, they would probably immediately know i was the one who wrote it if they actually visited the site cuz im pretty sure theyve seen me browse imageboards on muh phone

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Someone I knew in highschool had total clitty leakage over a Charlie Kirk ripoff in some nophono state college

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Some girl got raped in the bathroom

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Some kid jerked off in the school bathrooms and got caught doing it, I've forgotten what happened after that but he probably switch schools, coincidentally his last name was Lee.

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a troon joined our year and we all bullied him out of the school within a month, we would make fun of him and shout "tranny has a fanny" down the halls at him

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>>14331608
how were you not 'aped by admin? im trans btw

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>>14331616
it was pretty much all the lads in my year doing it so they couldnt really punish us all im trans btw

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this foid i dated lied and said she loved me

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>>14331101
that's aryan shemmycuck

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Somephono narrate this and upload it to der 'tube

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I remember in kindergarten I shat my pants in the middle of the classroom carpet in math class I think and the shit fell onto the carpet and everycaca saw that and laughed at me

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someone shat in their hands and threw it at the teacher but the kid was literally SO retarded (special needs) there wasnt any other school in my entire fucking district to take him so they just had to keep him there for like a year, and he kept doing it

high school btw

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>>14331692
honorary indian

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>>14331185
How large is the city?

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>>14331692
>shitting in your hands and throwing it at your teacher

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>>14331279
aryan beast

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>>14331716
5k people

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>>14331262
Vito(?)
>>14331325
Do you live in skid row or some shit?

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nothing, nobody got killed, no fecal stories, no fights, no rapes, no trolls

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>>14331185
Nah bruh that shit was a Sopranos episode u is trippin

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I don't miss highschool one single bit

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Some kids blew up a toilet

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When i was in like elementary school (i'm an europoor and we don't use the same names as amerimutts, we only have pre-school school and highschool here but it would be around elementary) i caught some retard butt naked painting the walls of a bathroom stall with poop (this is apparently common) and we stared at eachother for a little while before i closed the door and left, the nigger was terrified geg
i pretended like it never happened and only told people about it like years later geg, shit was really funny to me doe

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test

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I used to throw apples at pple in the stair well because they were popular, and I used to turn off the lights and bug the shit out of the vaper kids in the washroom to the point they chased us down the halls. There were like 20 of them.

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i got suspended from school for writing "penis" in a mad libs booklet because someone told the teacher

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because i was in romania everyone was doing criminal shit even the kids, one kid stole a WHOLE TOILET from the school because he thought he could shit in it at home because he didnt have a toilet he shat in his backyard

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>>14332650
getting killed because of a joke is sad, vito didnt deserve it

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>>14332683
autistGOD

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i should share a fecal story here because it happened to me too, our teachers here drink coffee in class but some kid was dared to literally shit in a teacher's coffee like eric cartman in that one episode and then he did and the TEACHER DRANK SHIT COFFEE

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I remember in middle school we had some class president election and some sped girl with autism slapped her assistant and yelled like a fucking siren after not getting elected

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I graduated in 2023. Its curtains for me (dying of old age any day now, 3 years on bald man glasses forum).
I have several funny stories if any nusoi wants to hear any in particular.

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>>14334299
Spit yo shit unc

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I raped a college girl

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>>14331168
PATRIOT



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