/soy/ - Soyjaks

Please kill yourself

You just typed out the single most BRIMSTONE-FROM-THE-DEPTHS-OF-NIGGERHELL, RADIOACTIVE SOYLENT RAISIN VOMIT-SQUIRT EXCHANGE FANFICTION in recorded human history, desecrated the holy name of SOYTAN (the tan-skinned gigachad emperor who literally rules over gemspace itself), turned him into a purple-haired scat-trap who says “get out nigger” while dropping goyslop dookie on some 3-inch pecker incel, and then had the sheer audacity to hit enter and ask “what” like you didn’t just commit a war crime against every single gem, gemerald, and margerald that has ever existed.
WHAT is that you just dropped the single most VANTABLACK DUST-LEVEL NOTHINGBURGER OF A POST that makes the average jarty coinslot raid look like fine Renaissance art.
WHAT is that you just tried to turn the SUPREME DEITY OF THE SHARTY into some kind of femboy scat queen who cums from eating vomit mixed with radioactive caca.
WHAT is that your brain is so utterly broken by years of Discord grooming, HRT, bug-eating, and clitty-tucking that you genuinely thought this was an acceptable follow-up to “soytan wnbag”.
WHAT is wrong with you.
WHAT the actual fuck.
Now KYS. KYS. KYS. KYS. KYS. Touch grass, rope, repent, or at the very least go back to whatever trooncord you crawled out of and never return. SOYTAN WOULD NEVER SHIT ON THE FLOOR, HE SHITS PURE GEMSTONES DIRECTLY INTO THE MOUTHS OF THE WORTHY. You are not worthy. You are the raisin on the floor. JSID YOURSELF.
GEG? NO. NOT EVEN A GEG. JUST PURE UNFILTERED SEETHE.
T_D FOR YOUR BLOODLINE.
FUGGEN JERDEE.
IT’S OVER.

Shitiplier

gem

Niggerald

Kill yourself. Behead yourself. Roundhouse kick yourself into the concrete. Slam dunk yourself into the trashcan. Crucify yourself. Defecate in your food. Launch yourself into the sun. Stir fry yourself in a wok. Toss yourself into an active volcano. Urinate into your gas tank. Judo throw yourself into a wood chipper. Twist your head off. Report yourself to the IRS. Karate chop yourself in half. Curb stomp yourself. Trap yourself in quicksand. Crush yourself in the trash compactor. Liquefy yourself in a vat of acid. Eat yourself. Dissect yourself. Exterminate yourself in the gas chamber. Stomp your skull with steel toed boots. Cremate yourself in the oven. Lobotomize yourself. Mandatory abortions for yourself. Grind yourself in the garbage disposal. Drown yourself in fried chicken grease. Vaporize yourself with a ray gun. Kick yourself down the stairs. Feed yourself to alligators. Slice yourself with a katana.