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 β„–14311256[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

You have to goon to your nameroll. Are you cooked?
(doing this since the last 2 threads like this were gemmy)

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You just typed out the single most BRIMSTONE-FROM-THE-DEPTHS-OF-NIGGERHELL, RADIOACTIVE SOYLENT RAISIN VOMIT-SQUIRT EXCHANGE FANFICTION in recorded human history, desecrated the holy name of SOYTAN (the tan-skinned gigachad emperor who literally rules over gemspace itself), turned him into a purple-haired scat-trap who says β€œget out nigger” while dropping goyslop dookie on some 3-inch pecker incel, and then had the sheer audacity to hit enter and ask β€œwhat” like you didn’t just commit a war crime against every single gem, gemerald, and margerald that has ever existed.
WHAT is that you just dropped the single most VANTABLACK DUST-LEVEL NOTHINGBURGER OF A POST that makes the average jarty coinslot raid look like fine Renaissance art.
WHAT is that you just tried to turn the SUPREME DEITY OF THE SHARTY into some kind of femboy scat queen who cums from eating vomit mixed with radioactive caca.
WHAT is that your brain is so utterly broken by years of Discord grooming, HRT, bug-eating, and clitty-tucking that you genuinely thought this was an acceptable follow-up to β€œsoytan wnbag”.
WHAT is wrong with you.
WHAT the actual fuck.
Now KYS. KYS. KYS. KYS. KYS. Touch grass, rope, repent, or at the very least go back to whatever trooncord you crawled out of and never return. SOYTAN WOULD NEVER SHIT ON THE FLOOR, HE SHITS PURE GEMSTONES DIRECTLY INTO THE MOUTHS OF THE WORTHY. You are not worthy. You are the raisin on the floor. JSID YOURSELF.
GEG? NO. NOT EVEN A GEG. JUST PURE UNFILTERED SEETHE.
T_D FOR YOUR BLOODLINE.
FUGGEN JERDEE.
IT’S OVER.

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>>14311261
'gated!

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roll

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roll 😬

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nigger

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roll again 😱

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im trans btw

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againfuckingplease

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Roll

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Niggerroll

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>>14311284
OHNONONONONO

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>>14311284
doctoos

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>>14311284
uhh guys

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>>14311256 (OP)
roll

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roll

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>>14311286
I can work with this

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roll

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>>14311284
OOOOOYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOSOSOOSOSOOSOS

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How could you tell? fuggen jerdee

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why are all these fuggen namerolls sso coal award

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please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan please roll soytan

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>How could you tell? fuggen jerdee

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>>14311305
I can goon to this

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>>14311300
nameroll blessed by quote himself

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>>14311284
can i goon to this?

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roll

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>>14311315
>spadeson

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Roll

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roll

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if i roll chud im a pedophile

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roll

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>>14311358
blud reeeeeallly wanted that

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It's sinful.

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rol, how could you tell?

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'oll

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if i roll chud im a obese trans gay jewish nigger

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>>14311365
Gem roll

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If i roll spadeson i have 7 days until a gas leak explodes my house

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>>14311365
>Gigachad

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>>14311374
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>14311374
HAHAHHAHAHA

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posteditagainx3

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If i dont roll spadeson there wont be a gas leak and my house wont explode

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>>14311374
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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if I roll Alicia I will have to Troon out

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>>14311382
it can't be negated, I'm sorry πŸ₯€

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if i roll anything but chud i goon to niggers

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if i roll something with more than 4 letters im gay and i love sucking cocks

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>>14311391
>ev&doe this is a lie

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what is the only nameroll where you AREN'T "cocked"? gigachad? gigafly?

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>>14311374
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG OH NONONONO

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if i roll something with less than 5 letters im a big fat nigger who takes it up the ass

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ok roll

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>>14311394
>>14311400
man fuck this nigger bullshit

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>>14311387
Im scared…

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>>14311408
why would you even post that geg

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If I roll anything Giga I’m homosexual

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If I roll chud I must goon to Mexican brap

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>>14311409
Cause i didnt think it would happen am i fucked now?

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if i roll chud i have to post my dick

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plesse be sexy benchodc bitch

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no soytan yet?

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>>14311416
you have until dec 13th based on the roll and oreos

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>>14311417
if i roll anything that adds something at the end (like award or gigachad) you dont post your dick

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llor

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>if i roll X i Y

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>>14311417
this doesnt count i crossed my fingers when posting

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>>14311414
I’m back if I roll anything that adds stuff to the end of the text I must choke myself and cum

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never goon or whatever

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>>14311430
nigga you gooning to schwab

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>>14311430

here's a schwab gemmy to 'oon to

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If i roll spadeson again the explosion will cost more than 50k in repairs

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>>14311457
if i roll anything that isnt chud this is true

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If i roll spadeson the explosion will kill me

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test

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Ok if i dont roll spadeson the nameroll isnt sentient and no gas leak will occur

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>>14311483
See? All good now

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>>14311483
>>14311488
do you seriously, truly think so?

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>>14311423
>and oreos

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lets see

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test

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if i roll chud the gas leak will happen in 1 day and it will kill you

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>>14311501
see? sentient

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roll

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if i roll chud the gas leak has already happened and you die in your sleep

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ok

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>>14311441
If I roll chud I must goon to gassy bowser

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r

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If i roll spadeson the gas leak isnt real and all good or bad things from the nameroll related to me are false

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>>14311522
Im fucked

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>>14311527
If I don’t roll chud everything and everyone is safe and all bad things are nullified and we all live happily ever after though

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>>14311527
>>14311522
it's ok, it was fated

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if i roll anything with more than 4 letters there wont be a gas leak and theres actually a c4 planted right under your sink

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>>14311256 (OP)
I don't goon saarino

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>>14311540
I will make it happen even if you dont goon.

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>>14311550
Fine let me roll what I will violently goon to

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>>14311555
BESIDES CHUD

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reroll

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>>14311556
Ohnononono…

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>>14311556
if i roll chud i will goon to you

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>>14311564
You will goon to my nameroll that I will roll right now

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>>14311570
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH OYOYOYOYOYOYOY

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>>14311570
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS WHOS GOONING TO THAT

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CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI CURSED THREAD DNI

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>>14311592
somebody that you used to know

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whart

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i finished should i post 'bute and oreos

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i finished should i post 'bute

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Poop

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oh my god shut up, you piss me off i want your future children dead at birth

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>>14311628
How are you supposed to goon to Nophono

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>>14311621
yes do it, how could you tell?

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>>14311256 (OP)
no one

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me

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>chud
lame

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>>14311644
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
Ok I want chud back

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>>14311645
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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roll and oreos

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Heckin rollerino

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>>14311635
Had to goon to this before so I don’t need to try to goon to anything else I’ve already done it

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imagine if some nigga rolls alicia

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>>14311659
GEG would be so funny

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ok

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roll

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if I roll baby I'm acking it rn

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>>14311659
its gonna happen geg

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thank god

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>I'm trans btw

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>>14311256 (OP)
test

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roll again because I have nothing else to do
>

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>>14311570
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSS

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up

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>>14311570
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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roll

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roll

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roll

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hmmm

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>>14311719
A giga tear nophono'd down my leg πŸ₯€

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>>>14311719
>A giga tear nophono'd down my leg πŸ₯€

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I'm currently stroking it so hard yeah

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>>14311620
>and oreos

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soytan

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roll

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doctos

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b

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99% odds of being faggotry

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chud is boring doe

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STOP

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GIVING ME CHUD

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>>14311374
geg
>>14311570
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY im trans btw

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KYS NAMEROLL

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DIEEEE

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i

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>Ishish
wtf is that

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plis vishnu gif soytan saar

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>>14312858
GEGGGGG YOU GOT ALICIA

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please not alica o algo

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quote dont give me chud

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>>14312877
Lucky nigger you got cado

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roll

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Please soytan

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