/soy/ - Soyjaks

"Fed! Fed! He's a Federal Ag-" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR CONSTANT STREAM OF BULLSHIT ANYMORE It's never "You're a little suspicious pally, tell me how many hookers you've gutted to prove you're a real schizo" you just go straight to calling people feds because of your complete lack of higher brain function. People with lobotomies go through more complex thought patterns than you just did shitlips. The FBI doesn't have time to patrol the "Schizoposting" subreddit because they're NOT HERE. THERE ARE NO SCHIZOPHRENICS HERE. The FBI has more subtle ways of controlling your thought patterns. But, because of your advanced brain rot, you're incapable of seeing past the veneer and to the true intentions of those around you. Whenever something doesn't line up with your world view instead of acknowledging it and pondering you rip off your pants and begin furiously jacking off while screeching "FEEEED!!!!!! FEDDDD GLOWIEEESESSESEA" like a fucking dementia patient. You're so easy to control it's laughable. Get off of this sub and try to actually do something with your miserable, pathetic life instead of degrading the experience for literally everyone else.