/soy/ - Soyjaks

larp?

Yo me veo asi

>>14305996
Ey ese, this is no larp cuh, im a certified cholo man dont even act loco

Mexi-Canadaryan reporting in

>>14305994 (OP)
yo soy ese o algo

japon es cagada

🌴✨ MY SUPER DUPER EXTRA LONG RANT ABOUT WHY THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC IS, LIKE, SOOO AWESOME 😝🔥 ✨🌴

Omg okay listen 😤💥
The Dominican Republic is, like, THE COOLEST island ever 😎🌊 and I need you to sit down and hear me talk for way too long 😂😂 because I am on a mission 💅

First of all 😏 the beaches are like… SO blue 🌊💙 like a crayon someone dipped in glitter ✨ and then the sand is like flour that a giant spilled everywhere 🤌🤣 It’s so soft your toes go “he he he” 🦶😆

And the mangoes? They taste like sunshine candy 🍭☀️🍋 Not kidding. You bite one and your brain is like OMGGGGGGG 😱😱😱 YAAASSSS 🍑💃

Also, the music is, like, EVERYWHERE 🎶🥁🌺
You walk outside and BOOM 💥 MERENGUE ATTACK 🕺🔥💯
Babies are dancing 💃 Grandmas are dancing 💅 Even street cats shake their tiny booties 😹🍑

And the people be like “Hola amigo!!” 😁🙏 and give you smiles like you are a celebrity ✨😌 The whole country is basically a giant friendly block party 🎉🍹🥳

Mexico is cool too (no hate 💗✌️) but right now I am on Team Dominican Republic because it’s MY ESSAY 😤📝 and I get to be dramatic like those TikTok kids screaming “I’m a material gworl” 💅👑

Like, picture this 😱:
You’re sitting in class bored 😴✏️ but if you were in Dominican Republic you might be sitting under a palm tree eating ice cream that tastes like a rainbow exploded 🍦🌈💥

You might go swimming until you look like a raisin 🏊♂️🥵
Then you go dance some more because apparently that is required by law 💃🕺(jk lol jk 😝😂)

Also, Dominican Republic food goes BAM 🔥🍽️
Rice and beans be looking at you like “don’t play with me” 😳
Plantains be flipping their hair like “yes sweetie, I’m delicious” 🍌😌💅

So yeah 😎💯
In this totally extra rant that is definitely way too long 🤣🤣
I declare that Dominican Republic = super awesome island paradise 💖🌴✌️

Thank you for coming to my TED-Talk that nobody asked for 😝📢✨
Now throw some confetti and walk away dramatically 💃💥🎉

Japón es cagada país de Epsteins y de pedos

Este es un hilo muy bueno

>>14305994 (OP)
"LARP"? asi como de… roleplay? perdon negrito pero yo ya me veo asi y digo esto no ironicamente o como sea que los nuevosoyas me citen

d echo yo soi un heckin mexiARIO asi ke esto no es larpeo, yo me veo y hablo asi o algo, how could you tell?

>>14305994 (OP)
I make tacos every Tuesday so I shall join the larp amino, o algo