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(((CERTIFIED JEWISH DEMORALIZATION)))
>You finally decide to end it. With a gun to your head (probably german), you plan to go out like your true Aryan leader, Xitler. Your finger moves to the trigger before. . .
^Click. No bullet.
>fucking chuddy couldnt even ACK himself properly. With the amount of TND you have committed, you can tell that the next shot has a bullet loaded. You remember you have some unfinished business, in particular, feeding your dog (%aryan's best friend%). Do you still decide to ACK?

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realize that if you died a troon might adopt your dog and EPI him so you can't kill yourself yet

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=-ill give it 10 btw im a hungry fatass amerimutt-=

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>>14305880
epic text formatting FAILURE

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>>14305883
quote's lardass ate the text

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>Putting a trigger warning before your bait threads

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>>14305892
sentient nameroll

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>>14305865
>You drop your German bibisi ACK launcher onto the table, getting up with soylent-filled tears and queen-strutting down the hall. You scoop from a bag of dog food (5% zogbot and 95% sawdust) and feed Aryan's Best Friend. But…you hear a knock on your door. At Ϫ:30 in the morning. What now?

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>>14306301
immediately get a raging erection at the thought of shooting a home invader, then try to unjam your gun so you can shoot whoever's at the door



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