>be me>m28, shitty eyesight and already completely bald>live in rural Oregon>driving to work one day in my Tesla when I see a block of cement in the road>go to move it out of the way, naturally>a couple of Hispanic men come out from the bushes be

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Jartycuck bsFlTjvx 12/05/25 (Fri) 20:40:14 №14301404 [Quote]

>be me
>m28, shitty eyesight and already completely bald
>live in rural Oregon
>driving to work one day in my Tesla when I see a block of cement in the road
>go to move it out of the way, naturally
>a couple of Hispanic men come out from the bushes behind the trees and try to mug me
>I fight back but my muscles have decayed from years of soylent consumption
>despite not putting up any real fight, I am shot once in the thigh out of frustration
>as I'm bleeding out in the middle of the road, they come over to me steal my purse
>the only thing I keep in my purse is soylent
>they drag me into the woods by my legs and then start skinning me with a pocket knife
>the pain is excruciating
>my vital organs are painstakingly removed, presumably to be sold elsewhere
>I die
>St. Fauci miraculously resurrects me momentarily so I can pay my respects to men who killed me for helping exterminate the white race
>they run away for some reason

Does this happen to anyone else?

Don Turtelli bsFlTjvx 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:25:49 №14301928 [Quote]

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Chok DfZASYUj 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:26:12 №14301935 [Quote]

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>>be me
>>m28, shitty eyesight and already completely bald
>>live in rural Oregon
>>driving to work one day in my Tesla when I see a block of cement in the road
>>go to move it out of the way, naturally
>>a couple of Hispanic men come out from the bushes behind the trees and try to mug me
>>I fight back but my muscles have decayed from years of soylent consumption
>>despite not putting up any real fight, I am shot once in the thigh out of frustration
>>as I'm bleeding out in the middle of the road, they come over to me steal my purse
>>the only thing I keep in my purse is soylent
>>they drag me into the woods by my legs and then start skinning me with a pocket knife
>>the pain is excruciating
>>my vital organs are painstakingly removed, presumably to be sold elsewhere
>>I die
>>St. Fauci miraculously resurrects me momentarily so I can pay my respects to men who killed me for helping exterminate the white race
>>they run away for some reason
>
>Does this happen to anyone else?