Soyjak variants and crimes they'd most likely be convicted of

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Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:51:14 №14298960 [Quote]

Soyjak variants and crimes they'd most likely be convicted of

Glibblezorpson 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:53:30 №14298981 [Quote]

Feraljak: Fined for killing a bird he thought was a bug because he was told he VILL EAT ZE BUGS.

Lawrence 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:54:27 №14298994 [Quote]

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throwing poop at neighbor lady

Chok 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:54:39 №14298996 [Quote]

Soyak: Sold a Nintendo Switch that he forgot he illegally modified it. (marge…)

Raisinskin 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:55:05 №14299002 [Quote]

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assault and battery for punching a truscum idiot

Henry 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:56:32 №14299008 [Quote]

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public indecency

Doctos 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:57:03 №14299014 [Quote]

>>14299008
How

Chuck 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:57:15 №14299016 [Quote]

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>possession of ‘p

Nate 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:57:28 №14299017 [Quote]

Bernd (trooned out into Troonjak): Sent to life in prison for sexually assulting multiple minors and possessing 3 GB of 'p.

Squirreljak 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:57:42 №14299021 [Quote]

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>domestic terror threats

Glibblezorpson 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:58:03 №14299026 [Quote]

>>14299017
3gb is wild

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:58:33 №14299033 [Quote]

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Vandalism

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:58:49 №14299036 [Quote]

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Rape

Unknown 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:59:27 №14299043 [Quote]

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first degree murder

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:59:37 №14299047 [Quote]

Soyak: housing jamal illegally
Bernd (troonjak): grooming minors on der 'cord
Bernd (Gapejak): all of them
Cobson: Pirating movies
Chud: self explanatory
Neutralplier: ran over a random person then made a blog about it
Impish: Throwing poop at neighbor lady
Feraljak: Mayhem
A24: stealing movie cardboat cutouts
Smugjak: instigating a fight

Sneed 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:59:49 №14299048 [Quote]

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rape
shoplifting
assault
battery
fraud
public indecency
incest
pedophilia
drunk driving
kidnapping
>

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:59:51 №14299049 [Quote]

>>14299026
You haven't seen the worst in this thread

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 16:59:55 №14299050 [Quote]

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>demonstrating how a tank design in his favorite larp game isn’t possible by leaking government documents

Punkjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:00:24 №14299053 [Quote]

>>14299048
how many gb/tb/yb of 'p did htsm possess?

Gigachad 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:00:45 №14299056 [Quote]

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Roundhouse kicking a pregnant mother for wearing a Josh Allen jersey , how could you tell?

Minion 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:00:49 №14299057 [Quote]

>>14299053

67 terabytes

Schizo 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:01:13 №14299064 [Quote]

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>shooting up a random Walmart because some guy on /pol/ told him there were Spanish people there

Don Turtelli 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:01:28 №14299065 [Quote]

>>14299064
And to own da joos

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:01:34 №14299066 [Quote]

>>14299014
his face looks like as if runs butt-naked on the street

Fatjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:01:59 №14299069 [Quote]

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animal abuse

Bapepe 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:02:07 №14299071 [Quote]

>>14299050(me)
Haha

Parrotjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:02:07 №14299072 [Quote]

>>14299066
Markiplier would do that

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:02:25 №14299075 [Quote]

>>14299069
Margeee

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:02:46 №14299078 [Quote]

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disobeying daddy
>

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:03:05 №14299080 [Quote]

>>14299078
>>14299048
Same brap

Baby 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:03:07 №14299081 [Quote]

>>14299075
because he would just do that, okay?

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:03:09 №14299082 [Quote]

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>
FNF pedo: Sextorted 83 Lesothan children (including toddlers) and possessed 86 TB of 'p and 23 TB of BMT.

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:03:52 №14299089 [Quote]

>>14299082

>playing fnf

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:04:16 №14299094 [Quote]

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>calling his classmate obsessed pedoniggertroon

Retard 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:04:20 №14299095 [Quote]

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Beating up a kid in a wheelchair for wearing a rival team's jersey

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:04:50 №14299098 [Quote]

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RICO act

Soytan 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:05:04 №14299100 [Quote]

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>.doxxed and swatted a random guy because he heard in a thread on /raid/ he drew a child 9 years ago playing on a swingset and it was deemed as ‘p

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:05:05 №14299101 [Quote]

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framed for a school shooting threat that chud posted on 4cuck

Lennonjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:05:32 №14299105 [Quote]

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>
Coinjak: Possessed a copy of an infamous gore 'p that cannot be mentioned on the Sharty

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:05:49 №14299110 [Quote]

>>14299050
gem

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:06:11 №14299115 [Quote]

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vehicular manslaughter

Retard 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:06:24 №14299120 [Quote]

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>Murder of JFK
>Murder of Charlie Kirk
>Murder of Jeffery Epstein

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:06:31 №14299123 [Quote]

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stole nuts from a kid

Feraljak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:06:38 №14299125 [Quote]

>>14299100
This

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:07:08 №14299130 [Quote]

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Kliksjak: owning a weapon without a license and walking around with it in public

Slopjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:07:27 №14299135 [Quote]

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illegal immigration

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:07:46 №14299140 [Quote]

>>14299120
>attempted murder of TRVMP
>running ‘p websites
>peddling crack
>extrajudicial killings

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:08:36 №14299148 [Quote]

>>14299140
>donating weapons to school shooters
>kidnapping
>extortion
>murder
>mass murder

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:08:51 №14299151 [Quote]

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Feraljak: Second degree murder

Dr. Soystein 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:09:32 №14299156 [Quote]

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>seducing 4 men and being a slut for bwc (will be raped in prison and enjoy it)

Glibblezorpson 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:09:53 №14299160 [Quote]

>>14299156
OMGHISA

Jacobson 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:10:02 №14299165 [Quote]

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>TND

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:10:03 №14299166 [Quote]

>>14299156
Hngh

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:10:18 №14299169 [Quote]

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Having a screaming schizo meltdown in public because he saw a 20 year old drawing of a child eating pie that he believed was 'p

Gigachad 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:10:54 №14299175 [Quote]

>>14299169
>>14299100
Tsmt, how could you tell?

Spadeson 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:12:19 №14299187 [Quote]

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>illegal coal mining

forgot the image award Nusoi 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:12:22 №14299189 [Quote]

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>Murder of JFK
>Murder of Charlie Kirk
>Murder of Jeffery Epstein
>attempted murder of TRVMP
>running ‘p websites
>peddling crack
>extrajudicial killings
>donating weapons to school shooters
>kidnapping
>extortion
>murder
>mass murder
>possession of weapons of mass destruction
>possession of 'p
>possession of unregistered firearms

glowie is very very guilty

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:12:23 №14299190 [Quote]

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Sneaking Oreos from the shelves and assaulting the underpaid Walmart clerk when confronted

Thougher 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:13:35 №14299194 [Quote]

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School shooting though

Colorjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:13:43 №14299196 [Quote]

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mutiple first degree murder charges

Angryjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:13:59 №14299200 [Quote]

>>14299194
it's not a crime though

Cirrus 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:14:11 №14299203 [Quote]

>>14299200
like in legal terms

Fishjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:14:17 №14299204 [Quote]

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>datamining

Shotjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:14:20 №14299205 [Quote]

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Serial ding dong ditching

Meximutt 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:14:45 №14299211 [Quote]

>>14299196
>>14299194
we thought about the same variant???? OMG WE SHOULD BE IN A RELATIONADHUP AND MARRY AND HAVE KIDS o algo

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:15:19 №14299216 [Quote]

>>14299211
sentient nameroll though

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:15:22 №14299219 [Quote]

>>14299211
I know people forget that dylanjak exists

Bernd 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:16:27 №14299229 [Quote]

>>14299190
and oreos

Merchant 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:16:55 №14299234 [Quote]

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>Nothing because HWABAG

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:17:22 №14299238 [Quote]

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Doing a Lorena Bobbit DO NOT RESEARCH DOCTOOOOS

Coinjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:18:03 №14299244 [Quote]

>>14299229
what have you done

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:19:01 №14299256 [Quote]

>>14299238
Marge

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:19:21 №14299260 [Quote]

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Pedophilia, school shooting

Cobson 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:19:26 №14299261 [Quote]

>>14299238
marge

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:19:44 №14299263 [Quote]

>>14299238
marge

Thougher 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:19:52 №14299265 [Quote]

>>14299260
school shooting is not a crime in legal terms like no one was ever convicted of it though

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:20:00 №14299267 [Quote]

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>christchurch shooting

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:20:24 №14299270 [Quote]

>>14299267
>subscribing to pewdiepie

Gapejak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:20:41 №14299272 [Quote]

>>14299263
>>14299256
>>14299261
xhe cut xer husband's dihh

Dylanjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:21:05 №14299275 [Quote]

>>14299270
>dude the fucking range with the shotgun man

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:21:11 №14299276 [Quote]

>>14299267
>beating up soytan

Npestajak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:21:46 №14299278 [Quote]

>>14299272
foids be like

Npestajak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:22:30 №14299283 [Quote]

>>14299275
>if you choose ease of access you can fuck yourself

Kliksjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:22:33 №14299285 [Quote]

>>14299238
>pedophillia

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:23:07 №14299291 [Quote]

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Jartycuck:
>Possessed 172 TB of 'p (many of them are torture/gore 'p according to the police), 7 TB of BMT, spammed 41% of xis possessed 'p to multiple websites, and hosted 67% of xis 'p collection on the Jarty, sextorted 147 minors, sexually assaulted 63 minors, 5 of them died and 7 others injured, all of them were traumatized, made 4 minors carve the word "JARTY" on their arms. Threatened to commit a school shooting while saying "jarty is aryan gooning to 'p is aryan saar why you no love pedo?"

Wojak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:23:34 №14299294 [Quote]

>>14299283

uncle brendon

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:23:49 №14299299 [Quote]

>>14299278
true

Lennonjak 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:25:34 №14299313 [Quote]

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