/soy/ - Soyjaks

Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:

1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.

6.You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shItting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent shit penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet shit off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel johnson!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.