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Are school counsellors snitchtroons? award

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don't tell your school counselor anything bud

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>>14289233
Well its that or I talk to therapist

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>>14289244
why do you HAVE to do either of these?

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>>14289254
I'm sad and sheeit

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>>14289260
why r u sad

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>>14289266
because my pecker is small

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>>14289266
I lost all my friends, cant relate to my peers anymore and I'm a nigger or something

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>>14289275
10 minutes of jelqing when you wake up and right before you go to bed.
it works. seriously.

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>>14289275
Meds, I'm a minor. Stop epi'ng me!

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>>14289290
being a nigger isn't desirable but you have access to stuff that most other races can't do. I mean you can say nigger in public that's pretty cool no?

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>>14289306
How do i jelq, im desparate and dont want to tell my counselor its small when she asks me

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Do NOT let any school teachers or counselors ANYWHERE NEAR your shit. i speak from experience

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>>14289326
ask your counseler she'll help you no questions asked

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>>14289319
I guess. I was joking about the nigger part btw, I had my identity crisis when I was far younger.

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>>14289330
Why, what happened when you did.

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>>14289347
stop forcing this
>>14289290
>needed friends to be happy
ngmi, be like me and embrace the silence

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>>14289358
My uncle groomed me into being a femboy when i was 8

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>>14289343
Where'd you find most of your friends. The ultimate hecking broootall blackpill is most of your "friends" are pieces of shit that will do anything to advance themselves further in soyciety (Not saying you can't ever find and make good friends) especially in high school which I assume you are in.

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>>14289375
I wish I minded my own business, but anyway what happened after you told your counsellor

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>>14289375
When i told my counselor this she told the police and now hes in jail

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>>14289391
Replied to the wrong post award
>>14289394
o algo

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>>14289211 (OP)
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14288670.html Perhaps but you can trust us with your thoughts in this thread

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>>14289387
I met most of them in 1st year (im a Britcvck so thatd he 6th grade or something). We had a 'cord (I know) and it was great. Until two of them began to date each other and became furries

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hey nusoi, i have a little song for you
Your socks they smell, your feet they stink
You never take a bath
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns
You always finish last
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Your face is gross, you eat white toast
You don't know what to do
And just your luck, you really suck
That's all, I'm sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you, I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you, I'm so sick, so sick of you
Bring it down, I said bring it down
Thank you
Don't you know? So sick of you
Things you say and things you do
Don't you know? So sick of you
Things you say and things you do
Said don't you know, I am so sick of you?
Things you say and all the things you do
Said don't you know, I am so sick of you?
The things you said and all the things you do
Don't you know that I'm of you?
Yeah, the things you say and the things you do
Said, don't you know, I'm so sick of you?
With all the things you say and all the things you do
sick, I'm so sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) I'm such a sicko, yes, I'm sick of you
(Sick of you) sick, I'm so sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) you're such a sicko, yes, I'm sick of you
said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
(Sick of you) said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
said I'm sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
(I'm so sick of you) sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
(Sick of you) sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
(I'm so sick of you) sick, sick, sick, sick, sick of you
Human filth
Sick

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I made a thread on /r9k/ (dead negro carcass board) I ended it on high hopes, saying I had one friend left. Well that just didnt work well.

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>>14289394
Whys it bad that he's in jail now?

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>>14289435
geg, average ND bandkid friendgroup. Just try to socialmaxxx or whatever you are in 6th grade so there's definitely still hope for you to find better friends for the rest of your time at school. I suggest joining a school sport, it's a pretty ez way to get friends even if ur an autistic retard

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>>14289500
Im not anymore bro that was like 5 years ago

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But yeah it does hit the checkbook for retarded friend group

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Not to shill but this is the thread if you'd like to see the events in more detail https://soyjak.st/r9k/thread/64292.html

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>>14289211 (OP)
here's your award

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>>14289514
idk then, I still have my friends from highschool. Its pretty hard to make friends outside of that. Are you in college? The sport thing can still work. I'm not too sure about just striking up conversation with normies in uni everyone there seems to know eachother already.

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>>14289589
Thanks for the award
>>14289639
Nah, im in 5th year now (10th grade). Most of the sports in my school are dnb. Only things I enjoy are music, and that just so happens to only be enjoyed by spergs and faggots.

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>>14289211 (OP)
i never actually tell them anything meaningful i just go "yeah im fine"

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>>14289800
Damn that sux, idk I guess you can join 'CORDS for music groups. I heard there are some that get advertised in /mu/ but that's on 4cuck so idk how many actual trannies and braniggers you'd find on there.

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>>14289330
mind telling us what happened 'teen (if you want)?

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>>14289816
I dont think I'm going to join more 'cords. Off topic but considering the fact I've been chronically online for a long time, I'm quite glad that I've never trooned out. I have tanny hobbies and interests, always found myself around them for some reason and was on chinktok during 2020 when everyone was gay and retarded all of the sudden.

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Absolutely

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>>14289871
>>14289358
they told my parents about EVERYTHING and i lost my computer for a while

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>>14289914
Feels badman, sorry that happened
<Reddit
'K I'm not going to counsellor then, I will just bask in my status as a lonely sperg



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