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>But MOOOOMMM i'm only 23, 23 is young.
<I don't care young man get out of our house!
^And don't come back until you get a job!

Well fuck, Mom and Dad just kicked you out of the house, and at 23! They must've been influnced by DA JOOS because they would never do that to you. Anyways you have nothing but your clothes, a pencil, and a notepad. You write down your two goals as of right now, don't die and get a job. Now what should you do?

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https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14288670.html you wanna get a life too click this link

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>>14289128
I just made my post ofcourse it isn't getting reppeys.

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>>14289122 (OP)
write a letter to president trump asking him to aid his fellow white man

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Go to the nearest gas station, maybe you can steal something. All businesses are owned by da JOOOOSSS anyways

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>>14289122 (OP)
use mcdonalds wifi start a gofundme scam while pretending to be a troon to get money out of other troons

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join ICE and help wholesomx bipoc meximutts go back

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back up

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Go to the woods to survive on your own, jobs are owned by ((Them))

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>>14289202
tsmt join ice and beat up ugly meximutts for money

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>>14289202
do xhis, show them your basederino posts on X.com as your qualifications for the job

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>>14289189
You head over to your nearest McDonalds and connect to their wifi, you head to gofundme and make a post pretending you're a tranny and needing money for estrogen and thigh highs. In a few hours it amasses over $5K, now what should you do?

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>>14289349
JANJANS APPROVE IT NOOOOOOW

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>>14289349
spend all the money on shitty chink gacha games because it's the closest you can get to human female companionship in your stupid chudcel life

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>>14289281
In a few days you die, turns out you have no survival skills and due to your chud life are unable to gain any fast enough. Would you like to try again?

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>>14289400
Oh come on, you're just gonna give up like that?

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>>14289400
dont listen to xim op, use the money to fly to asia and get a qt3.14 seasisa

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>>14289470
What's a qt 14?

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>>14289419
it's not giving up if you're heckin' HAPPY you bigoted normalfag

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>>14289483
holy nusoi

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>>>14289419 (You)
>it's not giving up if you're heckin' HAPPY you bigoted normalfag

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>>14289483
kek just kek fuggen jerdee

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>>>14289483
>kek just kek fuggen jerdee

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>>14289511
GEEEEEEEG

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>>14289511
fuck you quote and your raisinty namerolls

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>>14289571
The nameroll is sentient, thus you're a HTSM.

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>>14289349
End the gofundme to not get caught (5k should be more than enough for now) and get an apartment to stay in for today

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>>14289349
Use it to looksmax

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>>14289640
boring answer but the correct one

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>>14289349
Donate all of it to israel

 â„–14289683[Quote]

hey nusoi, i have a little song for you
Your socks they smell, your feet they stink
You never take a bath
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns
You always finish last
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Your face is gross, you eat white toast
You don't know what to do
And just your luck, you really suck
That's all, I'm sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you, I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you, I'm so sick, so sick of you
Bring it down, I said bring it down
Thank you
Don't you know? So sick of you
Things you say and things you do
Don't you know? So sick of you
Things you say and things you do
Said don't you know, I am so sick of you?
Things you say and all the things you do
Said don't you know, I am so sick of you?
The things you said and all the things you do
Don't you know that I'm of you?
Yeah, the things you say and the things you do
Said, don't you know, I'm so sick of you?
With all the things you say and all the things you do
sick, I'm so sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) I'm such a sicko, yes, I'm sick of you
(Sick of you) sick, I'm so sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) you're such a sicko, yes, I'm sick of you
said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
(Sick of you) said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
(I'm so sick of you) said I'm sick of you, said I'm sick of you
said I'm sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
(I'm so sick of you) sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
(Sick of you) sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
(I'm so sick of you) sick, sick, sick, sick, sick of you
Human filth
Sick

 â„–14289751[Quote]

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>>14289640
You shut down the GFM in order to not get arrested and go onto the internet to find an apartment for the month, you find a nice place. And best of all, it's exactly 5k a month. You rent out the place, good you have a place for the next month, now onto your 2nd goal. Getting a job, what should you do?

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>>14289683
>This entire 'pasta

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>>14289796
adventure threads are boring and make us look like manchildren

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>>14289801
because they suck

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>>14289802
Nusoi…..

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>>14289802
>>14289803
Miserable little fuck award.

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>>14289751
Go on the internet and look for any open applications

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>>14289751
Call your friend Nate, he must know someone that can get you a nice job

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>>14289837
peter gets hooked on bbc cum

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>>14289751
apply for disability government gibs

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>>14289751
Go to the local park and gather sticks from the ground. Sell them as firewood.

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buy a gaming PC, get OPSEC and start more gofundme scams with your new opsec

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>>14289751
APPLY TO ICE

 â„–14289944[Quote]

>>14289936
DO THIS

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>>14289840
You decide to call your best friend Nate
>Hey Nate
<Oh hey chud, what's up?
>Just down on my luck Nate, my mom and Dad kicked me out. I need a job
<Oh, I see. Y'know I have just the job for you, we have a position open at Ikea. I could pull a few strings and get you that.
>Oh, thanks Nate
<No problem chud.

Now, what should you do?

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>>14289947
use the money you get from your new job to buy and stockpile gunpowder

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>>14289947
leak because the swedish are soyboy cuckolds who let muslim immigrants rape their women or something

 â„–14289996[Quote]

>>14289947
Flex that you have a job and your own apartment in the sharty

 â„–14290000[Quote]

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>>14289966
With your job at Ikea you slowly start buying gunpowder, lots and lots of gunpowder. You played it safe, buying from different stores each time, draws less attention. You've built quite a stockpile of gunpowder stored under your bed over these few weeks. Now what to do with it?

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>>14290000
GEG gemmy quads

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>>14290000
create a nigger extinction bomb to kill as many niggers as possible

 â„–14290012[Quote]

>>14290000
GETerald

 â„–14290021[Quote]

>>14290000
FINALLY A GEMMY GET

 â„–14290022[Quote]

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>>14290000
>>14290009
>>14290012
>quads are a fuggen GET

 â„–14290023[Quote]

download grindr to prank some local faggots for entertainment

 â„–14290027[Quote]

>>14290011
You begin to put your plan into action, over these past few weeks you've assembled an airborne bioweapon that exclusively kills niggers. You put together the gunpowder and plan to blow it all up releasing it into the atmosphere and doing TND, now all you need it a shell and you're set.

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>>14290027
Marge how did I get the virus doe

 â„–14290035[Quote]

>>14290023
Nigga that's faggotry.

 â„–14290039[Quote]

>>14290033
White magic

 â„–14290044[Quote]

>>14290035
no, kys faggot we all have grindr downloaded for the meme

 â„–14290045[Quote]

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Mom I'm only 28

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>>14290027
get the shell and release it but accidentally change the virus's genetics so it targets only white people

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>>14290044
>You don't get it bro, i'm fucking men in the ass for the meme!

 â„–14290067[Quote]

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You don't get it bro, i'm fucking men in the ass for the meme!

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>>14290000
put all the gunpowder under blackrock HQ and detonate it



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