/soy/ - Soyjaks

Hey there /soy/ mod

What's it like to be a fatty?

I'm behind a thousand proxies

So that I can call you sweaty

Yes I can

You ruin all threads on this altchan

Is that part of your plan?


Hey there, /soy/ mod

Don't you worry about the money

I'm sure you leave you basement

And then ask your deal old Mummy

For some cash

To increase your Hot Pocket stash

And cream for your rash


Oh you will always be

Doing it for free

Oh you will never be

Compensated monetarily

Mod on /soy/


Hey there /soy/ mod

I know times are getting hard

You can't keep up with all the NAS

Your fat fingers are filled with lard

You need to find a way

To simultaneously watch your anime

And move threads to /qa/


Hey there /soy/ mod

I was posting some 'zellig

And after my gems were posted

They were swiftly moved to /qa/

Oh, it was you

The rumours I heard were all true

You have nothing to do


Oh you will always be

Doing it for free

Oh you will never be

Compensated monetarily


Now Walmart seems pretty far

So demand your Mum takes you by car

Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away

You spend your days banning us

And we'll just laugh along because

We know that you'll never get laid

Janitor, I'm telling you

Ever since Quote employed you

/soy/ will never ever be the same

And you're to blame


Hey there /soy/ mod

Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos

While we're posting real gems

Frogposting and even 'zellig like we do

You know it's all because of you

We can do whatever we want to

Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you

This one's for you


Oh you will always be

Doing it for free

Oh you will never be

Compensated monetarily

Mod on /soy/

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