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nigga help me, my girlfriend looked at my pc to find out my secrets and i let her because i didn't have anything to hide i haven't gooned in 5 years and she finds this in my history by searching porn
am i fucked? over

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JUST GET A NEW SSD WITH LINUX ON IT YOU FUCKING RETARD GOD YPU USE WINDOWS? GO THE FUCK BACK NOW
FURRYOS WON

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tell her that we're actually a site like 4chan doxxing gooners fuggen jerdee

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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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it's over

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cockblocked by the 'arty award

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>>14285268
marge, this IS linux mint, vivaldi browser

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>>14285262 (OP)
GEEEEG OHNONONONON AHAHAHA im trans btw

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>>14285262 (OP)
Don’t bother because women don’t listen to any reasoning at all.

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>>14285280
nameroll….

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>>14285262 (OP)
nigger uses a browser that doesn't autoclear history

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>>14285280
Nameroll

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>KEEEEEEK WHY DOES THIS NIGGA GOON WHILE IM AROUND ON A FAR RIGHT IMAGEBOARD KEEEEK
<STOOOOOOOOOP STOOOP YOUR BAITING ME YOU TRANNY FOID JERKENSDAEL PEDO

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>>14285279
shit vivaldi cares about btw if that matters

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>>14285280
nameraped

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>>14285280
Namephonod

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let her fuck your boypussy with her feta cock

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GEG imagine your normie gf thinking you look at fat fetish and hypno porn

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nigga you literally have a girlfriend if you wanna goon use her not the bald man with glasses website

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>>14285262 (OP)
Just explain it to her nigga not that depe

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I made the POST above geg

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she looked even further and left the room to talk to her friends about what she found, all the links don't work because this is /soy/ of course but if she clicked on the booru posts i think she would have stabbed me

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>>14285314
Why did "post" get uppercased?

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>>14285319
>bbw blob braphog breasts chubby
yeah nigga it's over

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>>14285319
>bbw blow braphog breasts chubby clea…
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>14285319
why are you searching the meta:pornographic_content tag in the first place

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also if this is real (which i hope it isn't because the second hand embarrassment is fucking awful) you should have an honest talk with her and explain that you are just shitposting

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I’m gegging in class my fucking sides

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i lowkey don't even wanna laugh at this i feel bad for you op

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Show her this video to explain the situation

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ok i think she's stopped being on the phone, and going back i think, quote if this is my last post in 7 days please call the police cause she's killed me

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>>14285365
Update us plz

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>>14285365
show her /caca/

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>>14285375
will try to

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Call her an obsessed esl jartycuck

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>yes, i DO let my queen look at my PC, phone, room and ALL the places that i own to find out if i have been a good obedient boy or not, how could you te-ACK!

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>>14285463
Getting pegged is like a temu version of getting dicked
Enough about you doe

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OP tell your girlfriend to fuck off

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why would you want to autoclear your history

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its been like 30 minutes and i've had a lengthy talk with her and that all the posts were ironic and that i haven't fapped to any of them, and she doesn't think ill of me anymore
phew, if you nusoiclankas were in this position you'd probably ack yourself

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>>14285740
How did a women actually listen? What the fuck

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break up with that femid for looking at your browser history and not knowing what a soyjak is and controlling you, when searching google you should never think "is my gf gonna see this" thats a lobotomy

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>>14285740
>s-see? MY FEMOI- i i mean queen understood it was only matriarchy approved ironic content and it ONLY TOOK:
>1 humiliation ritual of crying in front of her
>begging on my knees
>30 minutes of throughout explaining of internet history, culture, lingo
>accepting that im grounded from browsing such content in the future without her pre-approval

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i never delete my sharty search history cuz i like seeing old threads i clicked in, im scared of this shit happening to me, pretty sure my brother saw something related to gooning on the sharty in my search history and he didnt say anything

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>>14286399
just set a never goon minion as your wallpaper

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>>14286457
It’s time 4 men

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>nigga help me, my girlfriend looked at my pc to find out my secrets and i let her because i didn't have anything to hide i haven't gooned in 5 years and she finds this in my history by searching porn
>am i fucked? over

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GEEG

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>>14285262 (OP)
>gf doesnt know soy culture or even what an imageboard is
she isnt the one dude

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>>14287972
he can teach xer however



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