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Spotify Raped 2025 is in





You spent 921$ on disposable vapes this year



You jacked off 331 times



You fumbled 8 girls because you “didnt feel like taking things any further”



You made enough money off of Substack to cover 1 of your monthly software subscriptions



Your pineal gland lost 3% of its mass



The value of your dollar declined 2.16%



You lost favour with Christ



Your taxes funded the death of 118 middle easterners



You made 7 pedophiles 0.178% richer



Your face and penis were scanned 3768 times by your smart TV



Your friends on average had to work 3 extra jobs this year



3,178,018 Indians leased a Hyundai Elantra in your country



The same black bmw with tinted windows parked outside of your house for 46 consecutive weeks

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