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Hi everyone,

I'm a soft shy boy irl so it's hard for me to connect with people which is why now that I am in college i am trying to "reinvent" myself since that I am surrounded by people who dont know me and have a better chance of a good first impression. Back in high school I used to wash myself with only water, so I didnt use any perfume and thus got the nickname of "damp danny" because of my lack of hygine as I thought throwing water on me throughout the day would work. I made this thread to help me in my gathering of personalities as I can easily mix and match and swap through the ones that dont work. I am gathering a vareity of outfits "acts" on how to match em like
below:

Tech Guy:
White Shirt
Glasses like picrel
Grey trousers from work black vans
>Walk with school bag on one arm
>Walk past people doing work in the library and quietly scoff at them
>Always willing to help
>Quiet (not the gay sigma style)

rocker:
beige jacket
white t-shirt or a band t-shirt ripped jeans, really ripped black vans
>walk around with a smile on my face

the athlete:
Oversized sweatshirt
Sleeves rolled up
Shorts black vans
>walk faster than normal
>looking real energetic
Please post any other ideas you have

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>>14268471 (OP)
ITODDLER…

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>>14268471 (OP)
itoddler

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shut up nigger

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Can I get some actual advice instead of just insults? Insults don't help.

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>>14268510
How to get a gf:
Step 1: Be black

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>>14268471 (OP)
old reddit pasta and also the picrel you chose to associate this with makes no sense
t. /lit/izen and actually the guy in picrel

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>>14268551
hmm…. how ironic that you lack reading comprehension!

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>>14268563
here's your reppey baitggot

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Earlier at McDonald’s the cashier addressed me as β€œMa’am”. I wear a coat and tie everywhere I go and I’m pretty well built, but my hair is long reaches the bottom of my neck) and I look super girly on account of me being half chink.

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The most important thing to mens outfit is the pants, don't forget that. (this is not a joke)

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can you be my boyfriend

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>>14269565
THIS USER IS NOT A WOMAN, DNI IF NOT GAY

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Dude you're a gigachad try and getting this tattoo people will think you're based

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>>14269616
All nusois are bisexual though so the warning is unnecessary

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cool sunglasses
black rolled up shirt
big backpack
black gloves
black tactical cargo pants
black boots
jew

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>Hi everyone,
>
>I'm a soft shy boy irl so it's hard for me to connect with people which is why now that I am in college i am trying to "reinvent" myself since that I am surrounded by people who dont know me and have a better chance of a good first impression. Back in high school I used to wash myself with only water, so I didnt use any perfume and thus got the nickname of "damp danny" because of my lack of hygine as I thought throwing water on me throughout the day would work. I made this thread to help me in my gathering of personalities as I can easily mix and match and swap through the ones that dont work. I am gathering a vareity of outfits "acts" on how to match em like
>below:
>
>Tech Guy:
>White Shirt
>Glasses like picrel
>Grey trousers from work black vans
>>Walk with school bag on one arm
>>Walk past people doing work in the library and quietly scoff at them
>>Always willing to help
>>Quiet (not the gay sigma style)
>
>rocker:
>beige jacket
>white t-shirt or a band t-shirt ripped jeans, really ripped black vans
>>walk around with a smile on my face
>
>the athlete:
>Oversized sweatshirt
>Sleeves rolled up
>Shorts black vans
>>walk faster than normal
>>looking real energetic
>Please post any other ideas you have

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DATAMINING THREAD DNI

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>>14269730
Black crye camouflage shirt and pants

Bulletproof vest with seven magazines

helmet-mounted GoPro camera

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>>14269641
a gigachad never have a tattoo, doebeit



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