My friend is suicidal.What should I do?

No one would be suicidal if they were over 6 feet tall and had a handsome facial structure. You could live in a third world country without running water and still feel like you're in Heaven every single day of your life.

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:41:56 №14159504 [Quote]

>>14159499
5 people think otherwise

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:42:06 №14159505 [Quote]

>>14159500
Kill yourself cuckjeet

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:42:10 №14159506 [Quote]

Push him to do it

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:42:56 №14159511 [Quote]

why would you ask schizos here

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:43:13 №14159513 [Quote]

>>14159445 (OP)
Buy him a Remington and some 12 gauge

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:43:39 №14159515 [Quote]

>>14159505
You know I am correct. Don't cope.

The more people understand this - the better. Happiness is not some ambiguous, ethereal thing. It's actually very simple and obvious. So long as you are large and attractive, you will be happy.

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:44:23 №14159518 [Quote]

>>14159515
Tell that to elliot Rodgers

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:44:31 №14159519 [Quote]

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>>>14159505
>You know I am correct. Don't cope.
>
>The more people understand this - the better. Happiness is not some ambiguous, ethereal thing. It's actually very simple and obvious. So long as you are large and attractive, you will be happy.

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:44:57 №14159521 [Quote]

>>14159518
Elliot was short… he was around 5'6 or 5'7 if I remember correctly.

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:45:40 №14159527 [Quote]

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>>14159515
>this nigga again

Coinjak 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:46:09 №14159528 [Quote]

Give him head idfk

Bapepe 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:47:21 №14159533 [Quote]

>>14159527
It's true and you know it. The tall, good-looking guy you went to school with has girls chasing after him… and he will start a loving family soon, if he hasn't already. You are rotting away in front of your computer because you don't have the required face/height.

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:50:21 №14159547 [Quote]

Kys with him

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:51:45 №14159556 [Quote]

>>14159445 (OP)
Get your friend blackpilled by this guy >>14159515

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 10:52:34 №14159560 [Quote]

>>14159556
I guarantee he already is blackpilled. Any depressed younger guy who rots away on the computer all day undoubtedly has already watched all the blackpill essentials.

Slurpjak 11/27/25 (Thu) 11:08:27 №14159630 [Quote]

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kill him

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 11:25:59 №14159731 [Quote]

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>>14159445 (OP)
Send him an egg in these trying times

Gapejak 11/27/25 (Thu) 11:32:49 №14159772 [Quote]

>>14159445 (OP)
spend a lot of time with him

Don Turtelli 11/27/25 (Thu) 11:34:12 №14159779 [Quote]

Sex him

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 11:34:44 №14159783 [Quote]

>>14159486
tsmt

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 11:36:26 №14159794 [Quote]

>>14159731
Embedded lita jeez

Dylanjak 11/27/25 (Thu) 11:38:15 №14159814 [Quote]

>>14159731
MOOOODS IT'S SHITLITA

Dylanjak 11/27/25 (Thu) 11:40:10 №14159825 [Quote]

>>14159814
>>14159794
ignore the 'lita, it's not my image

Cobbert 11/27/25 (Thu) 11:45:49 №14159863 [Quote]

>>14159731
I always thought 'Lita was adorable. It's a shame she got appropriated by pedos…

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 11:53:13 №14159909 [Quote]

>>14159445 (OP)
tell xis parents xe will be less likely to commit such a gay act when xe is actually surrounded by people

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 12:03:29 №14160014 [Quote]

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>>14159515
>>>14159505
>You know I am correct. Don't cope.
>
>The more people understand this - the better. Happiness is not some ambiguous, ethereal thing. It's actually very simple and obvious. So long as you are large and attractive, you will be happy.

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 12:04:26 №14160022 [Quote]

>>14159445 (OP)
Suicide is a sin persuade him to stop or kill him before he goes to hell