/soy/ - Soyjaks

Ok, someone use AI to put this thing onto an actual song

poop and you dying

AI is gemmy cause i iz uncreative

full 'pasta

Every day I log on to a board that likes to help with ‘jakking
One two threes, they’re the keys, gem or coal, very taxing
To the Soyjak world of fun where no one leaves till they’re redpilled
Every exit’s archived tight, stay inside till you’re mentally killed The ‘jaks try their best to
Better their gem-to-coal ratio
Comprehend the captions
Post hard, relay every ratio
Nobody wants the janny
We only want (You)s and attention
Even when life is rough
Oddly 400 swedish wins are enough This is how we live our lives searching
For the gems inside of every thread, and I’m here
Wondering if one day we’ll
Finally be free from this board
Is it okay to have a feeling
That maybe there’s more than just cope? However
Now, no time to question
So just keep ‘jakking Posting through the catalog, finding gems so we matter
Follow every single rule or Cobson takes out his baseball batter
For he is listening and watching everyone’s progression
All coal has consequences, so post right with every expression Try to add up excuses
Nothing will make a difference
Janny knows every tab that we open
Following from behind, we can hear the sweep
There is no place for troonytime
Avoid the schizos from every side
Better to leave them be
Follow the party philosophy This is how we live our lives searching
For the gems inside of every thread, and I’m here
Wondering if one day we’ll
Finally be free from this board
Is it okay to have a feeling
That maybe there’s more than just coal? However
Now, just keep behaving Sweep through the halls, to escape will have some sacrifices
No room for redditry, I’ve got no time to
Play hide and seek, ‘cause eventually the janny will find me
Have to be brave or better keep ‘jakking Count till I don’t know what counts, every
Inch of fear is all that’s ingrained
Can’t understand
What’s the solution? The problem is the troon in my brain
I’m pushed around with all the pressure
To stay here when I just want to leave
There’s gotta be some sort of exit
But the catalog never ends NO EXIT NO EXIT NO EXIT NO EXIT
NO EXIT NO EXIT NO EXIT NO EXIT
NO EXIT NO EXIT NO EXIT NO EXIT
WELCOME TO SOYJAK.PARTY, NEWFAG
KISS THE COBSON OR PERISH janitor sweep intensifies, distant yakzua siren, 500 simultaneous “DEYYYY” screams Thread’s still up. Clock’s ticking.
Post gem or get the hammer.
You know the rules.
Behave.

obsessed jannies autosaged me threado algo fuggen jerdee

I gotta wait for this shit to process but I might have a video

>>14134282
I had to edit some of the text because the text is le hecking bad and needs to comply to their standards

>>14134339
nevermind

>>14134282
updates?

holy raisin this gave me second hand embarrasment