/soy/ - Soyjaks

Happy 🎉 Spanks-giving 🦃👋 slut! As the HOEliday 😉 💦 season begins 🗓️its important ☝️ to remember 🤔 what we’re grateful 🥹for, whether that’s white meat 🍖 👱🏻♂️, dark meat 🥩 👨🏾🦱, or something to-freaky🌿👩🏼🎤.

What’s your favorite 😋 thanksgiving dish 🍽️: how’s the sound of good 🍝 Mac n cheese 🧀⁉️What’s about green bean 🥬🫘 ASSerole 🍑, PUMPkin pie 🥧 🎃, tender yams 🍠, or do you like some potaTOES🥔 🦶 in your mouth 👄❓

Will you celebrate 🎊 with a RACY 🔞 early morning ⏰ 🥱 Turkey trot 🏃♀️ until your legs 🦵🦵 are sore 😣?? Will you see the HUGE balloons GET BLOWN 🌬️ 🍆 around at the🛍️Macy’s Day Parade 🎠🥁 Or maybe 🤷♂️ you’ll 📺 watch some big men 👨❤️👨 BANG into each other 🍑 end zones 🏈

Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ thanksgiving thots. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and your 🦃 is getting stuffed 🙊 tonight 🎆. Get 5️⃣ back and the 🍦whipped cream 🐄 will be gobbled off your 🦪 pecan pie 🥧 . Get 0️⃣ back and you’ll be the only cousin 👦🏼👩🏻🧒🏽 on the cousin walk 🍃