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cum on the floor
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smoke
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Do your job
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I dont know nigga do your job
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Shit and throw it at someone
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when you get done pumping gas get a small amount of it on the side and don't tell them
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>>14131499 (OP)gast station weed
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cum on the counter
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Read out loud every reppey ITT
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drink gasoline
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Is there a slushy machine of some description like the in the simpsons cartoon? If so, remove the lid and spunk inside it
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>>14131551people pump their own gas
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I also work at a big gas station I am on break right now
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>>14131554they dont have weed here, just kratom
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>>14131571there is a frazil machine
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>>14131595There is also a frazil machine where I work at also an icee
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show a customer a jak with no elaboration
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start huffing gas until you see dr soyberg
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>>14131605Even doe he is dead
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>>>14131571 (You)
You know what needs to be done
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Show us the gas station
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>>14131647show us the frazil machine
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WAIT THERES A COOL CAR HOLD ON I GOTTA GET A PICTURE
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Gas yourself KEK
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>>14131499 (OP)blow it up
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>>14131690that is a pretty cool car
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>>14131715yeah thats why i wanted a picture of it
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>>14131690steal this niggas car
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there's this guy that comes in every other day to buy one of the black whippit cans and every time i see him, he's more retarded sounding than before
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>>14131756All you need is a license to sell bakery shit o algo
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Disable the cameras and steal an item. Wouldn't that be really funny?
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>>14131785Five nights at the jarty station
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>>14131756what if froot walks in and buys some
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>>14131845put soyjaks on the boxes
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>>14131802GEG you should start feeding it and make an experiment
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>>14131499 (OP)Operation irl in the bathroom o algo
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>>14131875The jarty juice
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>>14131888At my gas station I think we have a guy that makes dragon Ball z sculptures o algo idk if he is some Mexican sweatshop or independent
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depends bro when i worked at a gas station i woulkd just go on my phone most of the time, if you are by yourself or working with someone chill you could smoke a joint on your break
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>>14131920i tried weed a couple times, did not live up to the hype
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>>14131929it just made me think out loud. not worth spending money on really
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>>14131929could have been shit weed but yeah people do over glaze it
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>>14131953draw cobson on one of them
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>>14131953please do not risk your job for the glasses website
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>>14131967dude he is not gonna get fired for drawing soyjaks on boxes
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make me a slushie
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>>14131938I tried it once and it was pretty funny but idk where to get more
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>>14131967i do not plan to stay at this job forever, im actually starting to dislike it because my boss is trying to skirt around having to do normal shit
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strip naked and rape all customers who enter the gas station
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jack off into the drink dispensers
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throw poop at costumers who say they want cigarettes
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>>14131997OP fill them with your poop
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Do something already nigga, take a photo of it too
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OP if they ring up cigarettes/something edible just scan it and start eating them and get really angry when they dont pay you
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>>14132025eating those goods, not the people
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>>14131802nigga, thats yucky 'n shiet
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>>14131499 (OP)get something to eat
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>>14131845would anyone notice if you took one.. fuggen jerdee
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eat an apple fritter if there are any
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wipe your ear wax and boogers everywhere, vandalize the place with bodily excretions
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>>14132085Its gas station hyroglifics for those who want to know
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if a nigger comes in your store refuse to serve them then kneel on their necks until they csnt breath
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>>14132091tsmt op should smear shit all over the walls
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meth
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OP when you see someone coming into the store find porn of someone that looks exactly like them, put it on all the CCTV screens and start jerking off to it. this works especially well with couples
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OP got fired for slacking off its over
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chug on one of the pumps
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>>14132089tsmt havent had a apple frtter in a while, they're amazing doe
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>>14132129im the only one working for the entire shift, its just me
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op whenever someone comes into your gas station kill them and grind their meat into hotdogs and feed it to the other customers
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>>14132144ill let you guys know when someone buys it
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OP when someone buys it pull them over the counter and flip them and rape them anally until death
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everything that you guys told me to do, that would be illegal for me to do, i will just do in my head instead of irl, is that an okay compromise?
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>>14132228not good enough
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steal stuff off the shelves and scran it, as long as you dont do it too much and no one sees you you probably wont get caught
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>>14132228OP if you don't anally rape people and burn down the gas station and kill everyone inside
INCLUDING YOURSELF everyone here is going to hate you
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>>14132255no i am not a nigger
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>>14132228you have to do it or you get five years of bad luck and a black bull rapes you until you prolapse
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>>14132267good enough geg
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talk like amerimutt when talking to customers
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OP fuck the apple fritters and cum in them and sell them
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Do nusois even shit in the crippled people's gas station bathroom
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Do nusois even shit in the crippled people's gas station bathroom
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go on a mass shooting rampage and kill everyone you see, once you are down to one bullet use it to make sure they dont take you alive
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>>14132382use glowtext nusoi youre gonna get this thread deleted
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>>14132423do this it would save the sharty
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GOON
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Rape
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one weird thing is my boss sometimes has customers come in, that ask for something without naming what it is, then they both go out of the store to his truck and come back and pay in cash only. they never say what it is
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>>14132522its 'p hes selling 'p
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>>14132543how would i investigate whats going on without him noticing
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>>14132522HE'S SELLING DRUGS OOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>14132561don't just
kill xhem both â„–14132659[Quote]
its mostly boomers that come in here so my guess is a boomer is gonna buy the soybeer, and either not notice the drawing, or he'll see it and go "huh" and throw it away
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brb customers
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once a week leave one jak on an item
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what should i do next
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go into the bathroom at the station and cum on the mirror o algo
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>>14132993raped a gemmy thread award
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>>14133004fun while it lasted or something
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NIGGER QUIT SPAMMING
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>>14133029should i just make another
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>>14133118he's doing it to every thread
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>>14131690Classic carGODs…
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i work at a hospital and see worse things than you would see on fpe
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>>14131499 (OP)start speaking to all the customers with redheaded trailer trash ebonics as if you were trying to relate to or get the approval of a black person