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>Sleepover at Uzi's house
>They start playing truth or dare
>Gets spicy real quick
>Uzi and N doing sappy questions to eachother
>Emily sweats nervously, hoping they don't ask her about humans…
>V leans back, visibly bored from this unruly activity.
>You nudge her shoulder fondly, signaling her to bounce off
>You ask Uzi where the bathroom is and eagerly stand up and start walking, but not towards the bathroom but towards her bedroom.
>a minute or so later, V does the same.
>You two find yourselves inside Uzi's bedroom.
>It's a mess
>You think it would be good idea to at least make her bed
>V helps you tidy Uzi's bed, throwing oil cans and candy wraps away.
>It's finally clean.
>You two plop down on Uzi's bed, enjoying the solitude.
>Finally, you two are together and alone.
>V snuggles onto you, nuzzling against your chest and taking a deep breath
>"mmhh… you smell good, anon~"
>Of all human-made things that survived the wasteland, a $500 cologne sure was the big prize.
>She gets on top of you, wrapping her arms around your neck and her legs around your hips
>"hmm~… do you think we'll get caught?"
>caught doing what?
>She starts eagerly tracing kisses around your chin, slowly moving towards your lower lip.
>She gently bites your lower lip.
>"oh anon… you can't keep a woman like me hungry for too long~…"
>ohshit.jpg
>she pulls her claws out, looking at you with a big smirk.
>that's enough
>You INSTANTLY roll her over, pinning her down on the bed
>She looks at you with insane lust, eager for whatever you're planning.
>You start tongue-kissing her deeply, pinning her firmly to the bed.
>It's too much for her. She starts clawing your back just enough to leave marks.
>She moans into the kisses, feeling powerless. Feeling treated like a princess.
>30 minutes of foreplay later, you two are naked and doing it like two wild animals.
>V's claws are dug deep into your skin
>A familiar voice breaks in.
>"WHAT THE FUCK V?"
>Uzi and N stand there in utter shock.

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the whitest, most fragrant and most muscular hands typed this

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>>14130179 (OP)
Only the whitest, purest A10s Aryan soul could come up with such scripture. MDGODs, I knvvl…

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whos uzi

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>whos uzi

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>>14133691
lil uzi vert



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