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itt we conceptualize the trooniest game ever created by pitching our ideas for it
I'll start
>use 4:3 resolution
>uses pixel graphics
>use lowercase for all text present in the game
>start with multiple warnings about snca
>use "nonchalant" "quirky" soylennial reddit cord xotter humor for all dialogue
>make all characters be blobs with cat ears for no reason
>make the plot has something to do with isekai shit
>make all characters non white or non straight
>make it an rpg with a validation mechanic, if you feel more valid then you get buffed stats in battle or some bullshit like that
>make all colours in the game oversaturated
What will your ideas be

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Inspired by heckin EarthBound
4th wall breaking or some shit like that

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>>14105030
GEG

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>>14104994 (OP)
by blobs do you mean morbidly obese or actual blobs

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heccin realistic character dialog and character development

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uses pixel graphics
use lowercase for all text present in the game
start with multiple warnings about snca
use "nonchalant" "quirky" soylennial reddit cord xotter humor for all dialogue
make all characters be blobs with cat ears for no reason
make the plot has something to do with isekai shit
make all characters non white or non straight
make it an rpg with a validation mechanic, if you feel more valid then you get buffed stats in battle or some bullshit like that
make all colours in the game oversaturated

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some xitter nigger meme added as an "easter egg"

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uses pixel graphics
use lowercase for all text present in the game
start with multiple warnings about snca
use "nonchalant" "quirky" soylennial reddit cord xotter humor for all dialogue
make all characters be blobs with cat ears for no reason
make the plot has something to do with isekai shit
make all characters non white or non straight
make it an rpg with a validation mechanic, if you feel more valid then you get buffed stats in battle or some bullshit like that
make all colours in the game oversaturated

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make the characters have bright colors for autistGODS to cling to

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>>14105033
This kind of blob

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>>14105059
>Media Pending Approval
i cant wait to goon to this

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>ass raping difficulty (all enemies have 100x damage)
>movement that lets you accelerate to 1000 km/h with a rocket jump

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>really low render distance so broke niggers can play it

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>>14105068
saved by the arrow award

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uses pixel graphics
use lowercase for all text present in the game
start with multiple warnings about snca
use "nonchalant" "quirky" soylennial reddit cord xotter humor for all dialogue
make all characters be blobs with cat ears for no reason
make the plot has something to do with isekai shit
make all characters non white or non straight
make it an rpg with a validation mechanic, if you feel more valid then you get buffed stats in battle or some bullshit like that
make all colours in the game oversaturated

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>>14105068
>really low render distance so broke niggers can play it evendoe the optimization is always shit in this kind of games

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itt we conceptualize the trooniest game ever created by pitching our ideas for it
I'll start
>uses Οͺ:Οͺ resolution
>uses detailed classical artwork
>use proper, grammatically correct english for all text present in the game
>start with multiple warnings about how grimdark and kino it is
>use oxford university humor in all dialogue
>make all characters be anatomically accurate marble greek statues for a reason most amazing
>make the plot have something to do with the human condition
>make all characters straight and white
>make it an rpg with a rage mechanic, the more you hate niggers the more powerful you become
>make all colours in the game match the color palette of a sickly ww2 veteran
What will your ideas be

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have neoclitties users be self-insert characters

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>make all characters be blobs with cat ears for no reason

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every character must have their dicks and balls hanging out asexually and platonically

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>>14105089
GEG

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>>14105059
>>14105064
>try not to goon to sprunki challenge

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Retarded tranny easter eggs like these

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A game that's 3/10 at best, but has anime porn.

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>>14105100
FUCK YOU NIGGER I LOST NNN KYS NOW

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>>14105074
exactly what I mean

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>>14105100
spurt spurt spurt

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>>14105100
>

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enemies wear MAGA hats and you kill elon trump or something

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Le heckin "comfy" and "cute" vibes and art style

And then showing le dark and spooky side

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quirky redditor dialogue
unskippable cutscenes
made in godot
social media links on title screen

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Made in RPG Maker or GameMaker Studio

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mandatory retroslop fruitnigger aero and liminal spaces

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>fuax ps2 graphics
>dark eyelids
>smug/relaxed expressions
>short limbs simple/no hands
>confusing and schizophrenic UI
>mostly female characters
>low fidelity soundtrack
>drugs
>manlet main character
>radio/boomboxs littered around the map
>mainly furry/nonhuman characters
>hair trigger fast paced movement mechanics

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>>14105173
frootnigger aerthough

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animal crossing/undertale voices when characters speak

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it's a nintendo ripoff BUT you can rape furries

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Pentagrams and other pagan or satanic themes

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Didn't mean to sage

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fetishes as game mechanics

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Add the most generic and overdone social commentary criticizing capitalism because you're a heckin valid indie developer and activist that is against greedy corporate slop and ai

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lofi hiphop hyperpop breakcore kawaii future bass youtube algorithm background music

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>>14104994 (OP)
>Incredibly fast paced "movement" based gameplay
>visual clutter from doing anything
>visual clutter from the UI
>No spoken dialogue, audio is just high pitched sound bytes whenever a letter shows up

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That undertale dialogue system where the characters go uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

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Xisters… does that means this game the trooniest of all time????

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHLqgkuVlE
anything ABG plays is troonslop


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