/soy/ - Soyjaks

“Bro I’m genuinely losing it watching this thread do the exact same dance every single time. One guy posts a screenshot, another guy immediately goes full galaxy-brain mode, and ten seconds later the entire board is already breaking out the reaction folders like it’s a national emergency. You can practically hear everyone speedrunning their macros.

And the funniest part? Half of you are going to type out three paragraphs of schizo analysis, attach a minimum of six jaks, then act confused when someone calls you out for doing the same ritual every thread since 2021. Like clockwork, the same ‘actually…’ guy shows up, followed by the dude who can’t post without a blurry template from 4 folders ago. It’s like watching NPCs argue in a loop, but with more PNG spam.

Every time this topic comes up, everyone suddenly becomes a self-proclaimed expert while simultaneously proving they learned absolutely nothing from the last 200 identical threads. Go ahead, pretend you’re not going to crack open the reaction folder labeled ‘ESSENTIALS’ in about two minutes.

Honestly, keep going. I’m just here waiting for the inevitable derail when someone posts the same 144p cropped jak and acts like it’s some kind of devastating checkmate. Peak sharty energy. Don’t disappoint me.”