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My friend is sound asleep at this sleep over, what should I do while he's asleep?

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hire a hoe and fuck

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beat his ass with a spoon

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>>14088467
im not doing that

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you know EXACTLY what to do…

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see how many fingers you can fit

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>>14088476
no!

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>>14088479
he will call the cops and i will go to jail

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take a shit, slip the turd into his pants, then convince him he did it

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>>14088487
waking someone up isn't illegal

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>>14088490
this will take some time, i dont need to shit rn so i will have to train myself to do this one

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>>14088496
eat a bunch of food that'll make you need to shit

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>>14088500
all i got is mac and cheese

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>>14088503
that could work, especially if you're lactose intolerant im trans btw

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>>14088487
not using consent is only illegal if they're underage

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>>14088507
im not but we'll see how it goes

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>>14088511
raping people in general is illegal

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why are you niglets trying to convince this nusoi to assault someone

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>>14088515
woke lie pushed by libshits, rape is fully legal

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>>14088523
cuz it's funny
it's just a prank

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>>>14088515
>woke lie pushed by libshits, rape is fully legal

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>>14088524
i prefer the term 'opting for not using consent' and have done this irl unironically AMA

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>>14088533
are you indian?

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>>14088540
i find this question racist and dislike it

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pour cereal on his head

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>>14088545
why do you dislike it it's just a question

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>>14088547
Most normal recommendation so far

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piss on him then tell him he pissed himself

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>>14088558
i've already done this one with a water gun

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>>14088547
i pressed ctrl enter too early oops. then pull down his pants and touch his cock until he wakes up

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pour a cold glass of water and dip his hand into it
he WILL pee himself

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make sure to record and post whatever you do too

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>>14088566
will do if i dont get shit on

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>>14088465 (OP)
Whip your our cock so you can rape him and have a sexy gay sex or whatever.

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>>14088599
write "built for bbc" on his instead

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put whipped cream or shaving cream or something like that in his hand and tickle his face with a feather

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>>14088615
goo idea

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do every single thing suggested in this thread so that he's traumatized and never leaves his house again

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Gently slide your dih into his mouth

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>>14088622
i like having friends
fuggen jerdee

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give him a kiss :3

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>>14088626
Sentinel's namerolls

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>>14088628
im not his mom no

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Imagine how funny it'd be to wake him up by just kind of slapping his face with your erect cock and kind of parting his lips with the tip.

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>>14088640
Or just piss on him

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>>14088633
on the mouth?

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is he cute o//_//o

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>>14088659
no

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>>14088655
also no, on the cheek

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>>14088663
does he at least look average then

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>>14088640
nigga

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>>14088673
yes

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Nigga this is all GROSS

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>My friend is sound asleep at this sleep over, what should I do while he's asleep?

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>>14088476

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draw dicks and swastikas on his face

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Watch zellig and get dutch gfs

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>>14088633
Fuck his mom and when he wakes up you both surprise him

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>>14088780
ok

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did you do it yet?

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>>14088833
tsmt

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do not do any of this you will get in trouble its not worth the funny prank

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>>>>14088515
>>woke lie pushed by libshits, rape is fully legal

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this is licherally cancer


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