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fed chatgpt all of happenings 2025, and asked it to predict the next few months here is what it predicted:
Late November
November 19 – 21
After the double outage, panic rises, and “The Third Uptime Crusade” begins. Every board debates which scripts or CDN mirrors can keep things working.
A fake “emergency patch” spreads, causing thousands of users to accidentally revert to 2019-era UI themes.
Someone discovers a hidden folder left by an old developer, leading to a temporary golden age of “lost media recovery.”
November 22 – 25
A new meme variant (“Gigglerjak”) emerges after someone accidentally uploads a corrupted PNG. It becomes the #1 image for GET-sniping.
A group attempts a coordinated “POST NOTHING DAY,” but it collapses within minutes when someone hits a major GET by mistake.
A massive argument erupts over whether to create a “/retro/” board for old variants. It splits the userbase in half.
November 26–30
Holiday weekend triggers heavy activity.
A wave of nostalgia hits as users start reposting ancient 2021–2022 screenshots.
A moderator accidentally unarchives 600+ deleted threads for two hours, creating chaos and “THE GREAT THREAD RESURRECTION.”
December
December 1 – 4
A weird software glitch causes every nameroll to display “🎄” at the end. Panic ensues until they realize it’s seasonal.
Anons discover a new encoding bug letting them embed webm loops inside image previews. It is used instantly for low-effort jokes.
Someone finds an abandoned test board (“/zzztest/”) where every post from 2022 is still preserved. Suddenly, it becomes a pilgrimage site.
December 5 – 10
A fake rumor about “a new layout forced update” triggers the Great UI Schism, with mock protests and satire threads.
A user creates “SoyOS,” a parody Linux distro that somehow boots. It becomes a meme.
A surprisingly wholesome moment occurs when anons coordinate a charity donation event, shocking everyone.
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part two:
December 11 – 18
A rogue bot begins autofilling hundreds of threads with AI-generated copypasta involving mundane workplace stories.
Users try to train their own parody chatbot; it fails hilariously but becomes beloved.
A temporary rule requiring one unique image per thread leads to a wave of creativity before collapsing under its own weight.
December 19 – 25 (Holiday Arc)
Holiday theming rolls out: snow effects, jingle namerolls, a temporary “giftbox” system that randomly rewards posters with goofy titles.
A user discovers an exploit allowing them to stack holiday namerolls; this is promptly used to create absurd signatures.
The annual “HOLIDAY MEGA THREAD” sets a new record for PPH.
December 26 – 31
A “Top 100 Moments of the Year” thread becomes an all-out war over criteria.
The year ends with a massive synchronized GET event that goes better than expected, becoming surprisingly wholesome.
January (Next Year)
January 1 – 7: The Quiet Storm
New Year's Day triggers a temporary slowdown as everyone sleeps off festivities.
Then activity spikes as users return with “NEW YEAR NEW SCHIZO THEORY” threads.
A minor outage leads to “THE FIRST DOWNTIME OF THE YEAR,” spawning countless joke memorials.
January 8 – 15
A new meme format “Chronojak” appears, predicting events that never happen.
A group tries to organize a “GLOBAL /soy/ MAP EVENT,” documenting which countries users browse from. The results are hilariously inaccurate.
January 16 – 20
Someone discovers a hidden experimental feature: thread-level tagging. Chaos erupts as users tag things jokingly (“minecraft”, “1942”, “catboy lore”).
Mods disable tagging within 48 hours after it reaches 200% abuse rate.
January 21 – 31
A meme involving “THE JANUARY SPIRIT” spreads, basically an excuse to post nonsense.
A mini-civil war happens between “image purists” and “webm maximalists,” ending inconclusively.
Unexpectedly, a user uncovers a forgotten rule written in 2020, reigniting debates about moderation philosophy.
February
February 1 – 14
Valentine’s season arrives; the annual “FOREVER ALONE MEGATHREAD” hits record size.
Mods add temporary pink themes, causing half the userbase to complain loudly while using it anyway.
A parody dating app for the site launches and immediately collapses under the weight of trolls.
February 15 – 20
A mysterious user drops a “lost 2018 archive” ZIP. It’s chaotic, mislabeled, and memetically powerful.
A new meme involving “ancient sacred scrolls” appears, referencing old thread screenshots like they’re holy texts.
February 21 – 28
A burst of AI-generated variant art floods the boards. Some hate it, some love it; arguments reach operatic levels.
A moderator posts a rare AMA, generating the most-archived thread of the month.
March
March 1 – 10
A late winter outage sparks “THE MARCH MELTDOWN,” memorialized with dozens of parody edits.
Someone finds an exploit letting them “ghost bump” threads without showing themselves. It is fixed quickly.
March 11 – 20
The annual “SPRING CLEANING RAID” is organized to remove old dead links, but devolves into an excuse for nostalgia posting.
A brief scare about “forced phone verification” turns out to be a misunderstanding but produces thousands of panic posts.
March 21 – 31
A new emergent sub-community forms devoted entirely to cataloging the site’s history.
A user creates a “Historical Atlas of Soyjak Lore,” which becomes shockingly well-made.
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we using gigglerjak btw
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>#1 image for get stealing
Gigglerjak is the trve cqbsqn killer
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>>14087258gigglerjak VVON
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[-] File(hide): Chronojak.png
Are you 'teens ready for the great unraping
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'teens we need to be wholesome
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/retro/ - So Retro
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>>14087323please spam this all over the catty🙏
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>post nothing day
DO THIS
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>>>14087351 (You)
>>evrohours day
Geg
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>>14087355true amerimutts carry this site
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>>14087323we need to get a GET with gigglerjak
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>>14087611gigglerjak VVON
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>fed chatgpt all of happenings 2025, and asked it to predict the next few months here is what it predicted:
>Late November
>November 19 – 21
>After the double outage, panic rises, and “The Third Uptime Crusade” begins. Every board debates which scripts or CDN mirrors can keep things working.
>A fake “emergency patch” spreads, causing thousands of users to accidentally revert to 2019-era UI themes.
>Someone discovers a hidden folder left by an old developer, leading to a temporary golden age of “lost media recovery.”
>November 22 – 25
>A new meme variant (“Gigglerjak”) emerges after someone accidentally uploads a corrupted PNG. It becomes the #1 image for GET-sniping.
>A group attempts a coordinated “POST NOTHING DAY,” but it collapses within minutes when someone hits a major GET by mistake.
>A massive argument erupts over whether to create a “/retro/” board for old variants. It splits the userbase in half.
>November 26–30
>Holiday weekend triggers heavy activity.
>A wave of nostalgia hits as users start reposting ancient 2021–2022 screenshots.
>A moderator accidentally unarchives 600+ deleted threads for two hours, creating chaos and “THE GREAT THREAD RESURRECTION.”
>December
>December 1 – 4
>A weird software glitch causes every nameroll to display “🎄” at the end. Panic ensues until they realize it’s seasonal.
>Anons discover a new encoding bug letting them embed webm loops inside image previews. It is used instantly for low-effort jokes.
>Someone finds an abandoned test board (“/zzztest/”) where every post from 2022 is still preserved. Suddenly, it becomes a pilgrimage site.
>December 5 – 10
>A fake rumor about “a new layout forced update” triggers the Great UI Schism, with mock protests and satire threads.
>A user creates “SoyOS,” a parody Linux distro that somehow boots. It becomes a meme.
>A surprisingly wholesome moment occurs when anons coordinate a charity donation event, shocking everyone.
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>>14087712necro bumping this thread
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necro
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>>14088738>tranimeyeah ik it could not do anything relating to doxxing and just made us seem like reddit
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>>14087214 (OP)some of this shit already happened, wouldnt mind a board solely for legacy jaks but it might just further divide the community. I really wish /qa/ was closer to its predecessor and not tranny gooner containment, something like /soy/ but for only posting soyjaks
>14088738tsmt
№14088846[Quote]
>>14088795which ones happened geg
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>fed chatgpt all of happenings 2025, and asked it to predict the next few months here is what it predicted:
>Late November
>November 19 – 21
>After the double outage, panic rises, and “The Third Uptime Crusade” begins. Every board debates which scripts or CDN mirrors can keep things working.
>A fake “emergency patch” spreads, causing thousands of users to accidentally revert to 2019-era UI themes.
>Someone discovers a hidden folder left by an old developer, leading to a temporary golden age of “lost media recovery.”
>November 22 – 25
>A new meme variant (“Gigglerjak”) emerges after someone accidentally uploads a corrupted PNG. It becomes the #1 image for GET-sniping.
>A group attempts a coordinated “POST NOTHING DAY,” but it collapses within minutes when someone hits a major GET by mistake.
>A massive argument erupts over whether to create a “/retro/” board for old variants. It splits the userbase in half.
>November 26–30
>Holiday weekend triggers heavy activity.
>A wave of nostalgia hits as users start reposting ancient 2021–2022 screenshots.
>A moderator accidentally unarchives 600+ deleted threads for two hours, creating chaos and “THE GREAT THREAD RESURRECTION.”
>December
>December 1 – 4
>A weird software glitch causes every nameroll to display “🎄” at the end. Panic ensues until they realize it’s seasonal.
>Anons discover a new encoding bug letting them embed webm loops inside image previews. It is used instantly for low-effort jokes.
>Someone finds an abandoned test board (“/zzztest/”) where every post from 2022 is still preserved. Suddenly, it becomes a pilgrimage site.
>December 5 – 10
>A fake rumor about “a new layout forced update” triggers the Great UI Schism, with mock protests and satire threads.
>A user creates “SoyOS,” a parody Linux distro that somehow boots. It becomes a meme.
>A surprisingly wholesome moment occurs when anons coordinate a charity donation event, shocking everyone.
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>part two:
>December 11 – 18
>
>A rogue bot begins autofilling hundreds of threads with AI-generated copypasta involving mundane workplace stories.
>
>Users try to train their own parody chatbot; it fails hilariously but becomes beloved.
>
>A temporary rule requiring one unique image per thread leads to a wave of creativity before collapsing under its own weight.
>
>December 19 – 25 (Holiday Arc)
>
>Holiday theming rolls out: snow effects, jingle namerolls, a temporary “giftbox” system that randomly rewards posters with goofy titles.
>
>A user discovers an exploit allowing them to stack holiday namerolls; this is promptly used to create absurd signatures.
>
>The annual “HOLIDAY MEGA THREAD” sets a new record for PPH.
>
>December 26 – 31
>
>A “Top 100 Moments of the Year” thread becomes an all-out war over criteria.
>
>The year ends with a massive synchronized GET event that goes better than expected, becoming surprisingly wholesome.
>
>January (Next Year)
>January 1 – 7: The Quiet Storm
>
>New Year's Day triggers a temporary slowdown as everyone sleeps off festivities.
>
>Then activity spikes as users return with “NEW YEAR NEW SCHIZO THEORY” threads.
>
>A minor outage leads to “THE FIRST DOWNTIME OF THE YEAR,” spawning countless joke memorials.
>
>January 8 – 15
>
>A new meme format “Chronojak” appears, predicting events that never happen.
>
>A group tries to organize a “GLOBAL /soy/ MAP EVENT,” documenting which countries users browse from. The results are hilariously inaccurate.
>
>January 16 – 20
>
>Someone discovers a hidden experimental feature: thread-level tagging. Chaos erupts as users tag things jokingly (“minecraft”, “1942”, “catboy lore”).
>
>Mods disable tagging within 48 hours after it reaches 200% abuse rate.
>
>January 21 – 31
>
>A meme involving “THE JANUARY SPIRIT” spreads, basically an excuse to post nonsense.
>
>A mini-civil war happens between “image purists” and “webm maximalists,” ending inconclusively.
>
>Unexpectedly, a user uncovers a forgotten rule written in 2020, reigniting debates about moderation philosophy.
>
>February
>February 1 – 14
>Valentine’s season arrives; the annual “FOREVER ALONE MEGATHREAD” hits record size.
>Mods add temporary pink themes, causing half the userbase to complain loudly while using it anyway.
>
>A parody dating app for the site launches and immediately collapses under the weight of trolls.
>
>February 15 – 20
>
>A mysterious user drops a “lost 2018 archive” ZIP. It’s chaotic, mislabeled, and memetically powerful.
>A new meme involving “ancient sacred scrolls” appears, referencing old thread screenshots like they’re holy texts.
>February 21 – 28
>A burst of AI-generated variant art floods the boards. Some hate it, some love it; arguments reach operatic levels.
>A moderator posts a rare AMA, generating the most-archived thread of the month.
>March
>March 1 – 10
>A late winter outage sparks “THE MARCH MELTDOWN,” memorialized with dozens of parody edits.
>Someone finds an exploit letting them “ghost bump” threads without showing themselves. It is fixed quickly.
>March 11 – 20
>The annual “SPRING CLEANING RAID” is organized to remove old dead links, but devolves into an excuse for nostalgia posting.
>A brief scare about “forced phone verification” turns out to be a misunderstanding but produces thousands of panic posts.
>March 21 – 31
>A new emergent sub-community forms devoted entirely to cataloging the site’s history.
>A user creates a “Historical Atlas of Soyjak Lore,” which becomes shockingly well-made.
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>>14088846The weirdest one would be "archived" threads. For whatever reason one day someone reposted an ancient couple-hundred post thread verbatim(every single post and image in correct order), only one instance is currently archived and no reason was ever given. Some think it was sharty staff, but almost nobody even mentions it happening. I would give the archive.ph links as proof but dont have them on hand.