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Alright niggers, we're trying this shit again now that /soy/ isn't being 'aped into oblivion. Our goal is to spread the idea that toothpaste causes erectile dysfunction/autism/whatever else is believable to the point that Trump sees it and hopefully regurgitates it on television.
We had a lot of momentum last time until Quote let niggerfaggots 'ape the site, so we had to bunker down in the /raid thread for a while. Check that out for further info and resources here:
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I don't want to make Trump sad though (once he realizes it's fake)
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>>14081178Fuck you nigger, this is sharty-saving tanzanite.
>>14081182He's too senile at this point to know the difference, that's what we're counting on.
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>>14081160 (OP)this is a very funny idea, make trump our gegbvll like we made the left our gegbvll for like the past 3 years
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>>14081276That's the plan; if this works it's quite literally history in the making. We'll be the legends who trolled the literal president of the United States
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>>14081326Behead frogniggers
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>>14081326kys big nigger lips spammer
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Jesus /soy/ is still more 'aped than I thought, go back vp
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>>14081504kys big nigger lips spammer
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This is the exact type of shit thatβs going to attract all the wrong people to the party.
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>>14081542unless there ESL FNF pedo jartycuck Jartypory residents of Lesotho I'm fine with the sharty gaining new users
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>>14081564(They will be ESL FNF pedo jartycuck residents of Lesotho) (Nick Fuentes fans)
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>>14081233No it isn't. No one cares if Trump thinks toothpaste gives you ED. Why would you do this instead of trying to get a Trump official to post Cobson?
The sharty is so shit now.
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>>14081603Because as senile as Trump is, he's not quite retarded enough to post Cobson for no fucking reason. This is our chance to get into the head of the literal fucking president, you dumb nigger.
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>>14081658Either way, if we get a Trump official to post a stealthjak, we geg for a few weeks at most. If we actually manage to get the president himself to say some retarded shit that we can directly trace back to us, 'teens will absolutely lose their shit.
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>>14081695But there's nothing particularly funny or absurd about this claim, at least by Trump standards. If he actually parroted the toothpaste idea, I don't think anyone would especially care. I certainly wouldn't.
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>>14081740The whole point of the toothpaste thing is it's something we pulled out of our ass. It was created here, if it manages to get to him we've quite literally influenced the president.
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>>14081778Yes, I understand the point. But it isn't a funny idea. You have to get him to do something that's actually funny.
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>>14081804You're welcome to suggest other options. This is what we came up with after brainstorming for a few months. A key piece is that we're trying to not actually put a target on anyone's back because we do have to acknowledge that, if this works, we suddenly have actual power over the president. If we convince him to enact TTD or TND then the glowies will 'ape us into fucking oblivion.
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>>14081599Trvke keep them at xitter
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Come on niggers, I'm finally feeling better after being sick, let's fucking do this shit