>be me 27 yo dude>start sitting to pee>realize it's god tier>no aiming>no splash>3AM in the dark>standing 50/50 chance of pissing all over the toilet>sitting autopilot engaged>mfw sitting was the true meta all along

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Chud 11/22/25 (Sat) 20:35:22 №14080589 [Quote]

>be me 27 yo dude
>start sitting to pee
>realize it's god tier
>no aiming
>no splash
>3AM in the dark
>standing 50/50 chance of pissing all over the toilet
>sitting autopilot engaged
>mfw sitting was the true meta all along

PPP 11/22/25 (Sat) 20:36:17 №14080600 [Quote]

Who cares if piss on floor

Chudbob 11/22/25 (Sat) 20:36:24 №14080602 [Quote]

>>14080589 (OP)
kys big nigger lips spammer

Chud 11/22/25 (Sat) 20:36:44 №14080611 [Quote]

>>14080602
You will never be lee

Chud 11/22/25 (Sat) 20:37:40 №14080628 [Quote]

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My dick is too big to angle downwards while I'm sitting. I've heard the benefits of sitting to pee, bit I guess I'll never experience it myself.

Chud 11/22/25 (Sat) 20:38:32 №14080642 [Quote]

>>14080628
Cut it off

Coinjak 11/22/25 (Sat) 20:38:40 №14080646 [Quote]

>>14080589 (OP)
go back to 4cuck

Chud 11/22/25 (Sat) 20:38:59 №14080647 [Quote]

4troon migrant

Chud 11/22/25 (Sat) 20:44:55 №14080752 [Quote]

Go back to 4nigger

Lennonjak 11/22/25 (Sat) 21:03:10 №14081097 [Quote]

>>14080752
>>14080647
>>14080646
atleast op isnt pedophile>>14080646

Chud 11/22/25 (Sat) 21:10:21 №14081288 [Quote]

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>>14080589 (OP)

>*previously wanted to post tag on the "cuck*
>*gets banned from the "cuck*
<yeah lemme post that on that one soy imageboard surely they'll like it