/soy/ - Soyjaks

when the quiet kid takes a gun out of his backpack but the autistic kid thinks its a toy and starts playing with it and accidentally blows his brains out and then the edgy kid records it for liveleak and then the dumb kid asks why he isnt moving and then the emo kid starts cutting herself the wrong way but then the minions say BABA BANANA HEIL HITLER and then everyone gasps and then the tard wranglers come in too late and the nerdy kid goes "erm it wouldn't have happened if he just practiced firearm safety" and then he gets socked in the jaw by one of the wranglers and then the feminist kid goes "he deserved it for being a man" and then the quiet kid has a meltdown and takes the gun back and starts shooting everyone because his mom doesnt love him and then the other autistic kid thinks its halo and tries to activate his forcefield but fails and dies anyway and then the edgy kid recites his poetry saying "life is a cruel joke" only to be saved by the teacher so he doesnt die and then one of the bullets goes through the window and hits a gas tank in one of the cars outside and kills obama who was just stopping by for a visit and then the MLG kid makes a montage parody of the liveleak footage the edgy kid recorded and then the autistic kids do a power rangers pose and get shot and then everyone dies