/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>14078520 (OP)
Won in Kenya maybe

Nobody gives a shit tranny
Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)
Version 1.0, November 2025
Author: Chud
1. PREAMBLE
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- END OF LICENSE -

Everybody gives a shit woman

I use awesome wm, WMs are gooder than DEs

>>14078520 (OP)
Yaaaaaaayyyy more fucking circle slop

https://community.kde.org/Konqi
What the actual fuck this shit has lore

Once upon a time, there were cyber creatures known as KDE Dragons. Under their scales were Qt hearts and free software. These dragons were scattered all around Flossland, tending to their own business. Life was super simple, and things only changed slowly, much slower than what happened in Proprietaryland across the Belief Ocean.
But one day, a wizard, or pyjama-loving computer scientist, named Kandalf, traveled to the location of what would be today's KDEValley and decided to stay. Using his powers, he gathered the dragons to build a town which they could have never have built alone. [2] Kandalf named the place KDEValley and the dragons began to refer to themselves as the "KDE Dragons". Kandalf worked as the new town's ambassador of the time, communicating with other colonies across Flossland as well as inviting more dragons to the town. Konqi was the first dragon who joined Kandalf, and worked under Kandalf as his assistant.
Years later, the town of KDEValley began to take shape. Seeing his task completed, Kandalf passed the town to the hands of the dragons and continued on his journey. After Kandalf's departure, Konqi was chosen to be the town's next ambassador

>>14078603
holy fuck this wiki is so dead we should raid it considering its a major linux desktop environment

>>14078664
also theres pages on it that havent been edited in over 5 years