/soy/ - Soyjaks

Sir Cobby:
Soyteens are afraid
All of us
All the time
Trooning out's a blade
Swinging with no reason, no rhyme

When you're that scared
Teeth are that bared
Ready to bait anything
Do any raid to any man

Just so you can live to see a ray of gemerald
Through the haze of the morning catalog
Bait to fail a million times
Until you finally yell, "Eureka!"

Posting another bait, ban evade another way
See your gems through
Some would bait to live to
Bait again tomorrow

Soytan: In the battle with janny
You feared your ban

Sir Cobby: Yes!

Soytan: But fear didn't drive you to rulecuckedness
And you were brave, you sacrificed
Your home wifi to save another's bait
Something had changed in you, deep within
How does a gemmy bait bring (You)s in?

Sir Cobby: It starts with spamming
Though it cannot just end there
I learned from 'cording

First, you must prove you care
Bad baits are innate to posting volume for the vibe
We get saged, we negate, we thrive

Soytan: There's hope for us all as we strive
To live to earn my own bait gem thread (Sir Cobby: It starts with spamming)
Lead the soyim to a better new day
Bait to end the mad pretention (Sir Cobby: It starts with 'cording)
Pursue a gem before it's too late

If it prevents the raid, then I must make things right
That's what I'll do so no one ACKs too

Soytan & Sir Cobby: Bait to
Soytan: Bait again tomorrow