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This article is a list of soyjak-themed or more broadly Sharty culture copypastas created by soyposters on 4chan and the Party.


A continuation of this list can be found here and here.
Contents

1 Angry Soot
2 6 months old expose
3 AMD Ryzen ThreadMisser
4 American breakfast or something
5 And for your actions…
6 Anti furry comando
7 Are you ready for ze new vorld orda
8 As a 4channer
9 As a newGOD to the sharty, what am I in for?
10 Avatarfag ban list
11 Average 4channer
12 Average Looksmaxing.org post
13 Average /pol/troon
14 BBC Copypasta
14.1 BBC Copypasta 2
15 Biblically accurate niggers
16 Billy Mays
17 Bing bing wahoo
18 Black Panther is trash
19 Chud Self Insert
20 Cobson Movie
21 Spadeson's Life
22 Coming out
23 Dear soyjak.party
24 Dude!
24.1 Dude! 4chan edition
24.2 Dude! Jarty edition
24.3 Dude! Spices edition
25 'Jak Dealer
26 In these uncertain times
27 YWNBAW (You Will Never Be A Woman)
28 We Are Super Fucking Serious
29 Schizo threads
30 Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
31 /qa/ lost
31.1 /qa/ won
32 /qa/ Agility
33 Soy Tropes
34 New Normal
34.1 American Cold War New Normal
34.2 Another New Normal Copypasta
35 Hopping on the IRC
36 My pet
37 Just. Fuck. Off.
38 Raiding
39 Even Though copypasta
40 TOP 10 SOY PROFESSIONS
41 NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS
42 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS
43 Total Nigger Death
43.1 Total /soy/ Kindness
43.2 Sleep Edition
43.3 Total Shitalian Death
44 THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?
44.1 a golden age of gems on /kwah/?
45 Please stop posting Hanging Troonjak
46 Total Zelligtroon Death
47 Fedschan
48 We are legion
49 Space Science
50 "Though" necklace
51 Sharty noob
52 Slutjak
52.1 One-liners
52.2 Zoo wee mama
52.3 that gorilla-grip bussy
52.4 Hubba bubba
52.5 SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
52.6 Look at that face he's making
52.7 Lookie here!
52.8 No chill
53 SILENCE, /bant/
54 I almost fainted
55 soyjak.party closing
55.1 soyjak.party closing 2
56 Sneed's Feed and Seed
56.1 Version 1
56.2 Version 2
56.3 Version 3
56.4 中文版Sneed飼料和種子
57 I'm sick of the trumpist bullshit that has raped and pillaged our precious 4chan
58 Lee Lingo
59 Lee Lingo 2
60 'leno sperg out
61 LS Mark
62 LS Mark BBC Copypasta
63 /soy/ Lingo
63.1 Extended version
64 I FUCKING LOOOOOOVE 4CHAN!!!
65 Food Nigger
66 Glownigger
67 Kuzya
68 Gay Nigga
69 Its da joos vaccine bad
69.1 Rare alternate version
70 Soyfag.shitty hate thread
71 mentally i'll chudcel
71.1 mentally i'll nigger
72 Soyteen advice for alpha male
73 You are so stupid it's genuinely absurd
74 WHITE FUTURE
75 SCIENCE: BELIEVED
75.1 SCIENCE: BELIEVED 2
75.2 SCIENCE: DENIED
76 I'm ashamed to be black.
77 Zoomer Moment
78 I just bumo'd this bread
78.1 I just saged this thread
78.2 I just saged your post
79 Saged, reported, etc
80 I just broke this threads hymen
81 Twitter
82 please faggot
82.1 Extended version
83 Shut the fuck up
84 Top 10 Niggers
85 Finally some good bait
86 no one absolutely nobody (barneyfag edition)
87 SOYJAK: THE MOVIE
88 Chuddit
89 Why are you portraying yourself as a soyjak?
90 wh*Te subhumans, how does this make you feel?
90.1 bl*ck subhumans, how does this make you feel?
91 Dear /r9k/
92 Redditbob
92.1 Redditbob 2
93 I Was gemmy once
94 Chudbob video lore
95 Everybody won/lost
96 Maximov
97 FROOTWILLNOTDIVIDEUS
98 Faggoterald
99 The Story?
100 FUCK ALL OF YOU MORALFAGS
101 TRVTHNVKE TIME
101.1 TRVTHNVKE TIME 2
102 Operation Lukhanofka
103 Hot Sauce
103.1 Hot Sauce 2
104 Good darwin I hate testosterone
105 Kill yourself, you faggot fucking zoomer
105.1 Kill yourself, you faggot fucking zoomer 2
106 Classic euro hours
107 Vsauce nigger TRVTHNVKE
108 Story of Doll
109 Never leak Gemspeak