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>Welcome, little white boy. Welcome to Wakanda. It is a new kingdom now. I heard about the food shortages in families that you are having, and now the fat rule, where the aristocracy of the white man used to grow fat, now you grow skinny. We have taken your food with our vibranium stores, and now I am the king of Wakanda. I know that my predecessor made jokes about vegetarianism and eating fruit. Well, let me tell you, I am not like him. I am a ruler who believes that those who take from others should be punished. and consumed. And like my ancestors, I believe that consuming my energy makes me grow stronger. And as you can see, I have consumed so many of your kind. You're like shrimp to me now. Cocktail shrimp. Or, I believe you're from Australia. Do you not call them prawns? First, we'll take the fattest of you. And we will feed you until you are nice and plump. Not quite as plump as me, but plump for roasting. And then we will take you and we will season you first.I know that you don't understand seasoning. However, we do. Salt, pepper, garlic. They call you long pig now. Oh, I love nothing better than a banquet of a whole white family. In fact, last night… Oh, shit. Okay. Last night, I had an entire white family. I ate a baby. It was delicious. I can see the fear in your eyes, and you should fear me. You should feel our technological advancements. No, that is not the Jabari tribe. We are primal, instinctual. I care nothing for your technologies. I care only for your small, delicious white penises, which I roast on spits. It's not much of a meal, not much at all. Two inches of meat. Who will that feed? A small boy child? Present yourself. Strip naked so that I can examine our new livestock. Shut up, white boy! Scary little white boy. You will be eaten first. Your fear seasons the meat. Is everyone ready to eat? Me as well. Wakanda forever!