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neutralplier.straw.page
ama because somebody told me to even though nobody cares
>i'm kinda questioning if i'm bi or straight
ok
>gemmy drawing
thank you

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show your other messages

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>>14057042
i don't have any other messages albeit

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i sent an imahge though

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>>14057096
that gets reviewed by strawpage jannies before being sent to me albeit

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>what would happen if everyone woke up one day and became autistic
geg i have no idea
what kind of autism are we talking here?
if it's minor then things probably don't change that much
though everybody would probably be even more unsociable then they already are

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why did you make some offsite brimstone i just wanted to ask you questions right here in the thread

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what is your favorite food

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>>14057176
sorry… i guess i can make another thread

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do you make oc

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>>14057196
i used to before i became a lazy faggot
this is something i've made recently though

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what are your hobbies

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>>14057220
drawing
playing video games
riding my bike

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why does neutralplier look so funny?

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>>14057231
>riding my bike
coalgezellig reference or something

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>>14057241
obsessed

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are you trans

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favorite soyjak variant other than plier

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>>14057245
why is you obsessed with me

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favorite movie

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did you get any new messages yet

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>>14057261
NO
>have you watched death note
yes but i stopped watching as soon as L died because i'm fucking selfish
>>14057274
soyak because he's cute
>>14057279
idk
>>14057284
el camino
>>14057290
maybe

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shut down the offsite thingy before someone sends you 'p

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>>14057304
>el camino
i love breaking bad…

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>>14057306
that can't happen albeit
any drawing/image (script bullshit) that you send is looked at by jannies

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>>14057016Have you ever owned a splinter?

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shit nophono cares fan about or something

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>>14057322
i am not tech literate or smart so no

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>>>14057322
>i am not tech literate or smart so no

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how many times do you poop every single day
how many neutralpliers do you have
what is the best variant ecept plier

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>>14057310
tsmt
>>14057343
nobody looks like that though
>I listen to phonk music daily since it motivates me and shit
whatever helps you stay afloat aryan

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sybau im trans btw

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>>14057369
>how many times do you poop every single day
i'm not answering ts
>how many neutralpliers do you have
hundreds
>what is the best variant ecept plier
i already said soyak or something
most of the main variants are gemmy though
>>14057380
tsmt

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>>14057370
did you get any other messages

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are you a jartycuck

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>>14057384
forgot my plier
>>14057385
no

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>>>14057384 (You)
>forgot my plier
>>>14057385
>no

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>>14057389
i used the jarty back when it was still up so i guess so

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do you want to be my friend

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where do you live

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do you like baseball

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do you like pie

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i made you a drawing and wrote a little reppy
tell me if you don't receive

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russia or ukraine

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do you like rap

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are you smart

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>>14057475
strawpage joons need to approve the drawings

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>i have a crippling addiction to gooning to femquote porn
blud ts is NOT tuff
>I beat someone up once by dressing up as sailor moon and throwing things at him (I gave him a bloody nose(
aryan trans girl gem
>>14057408
i guess but i'm not super trusting of people i meet on the soyjak party site
>>14057447
i live in a shithole
>>14057455
not really
>>14057467
yes
>>14057475
i get reppies just fine it's just drawings that take some time to come in
>>14057480
russia
>>14057499
i like limp bizkit
>>14057514
no

sorry for not responding for a bit i was busy with something

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>im confused as to whether im a feraljak or a cobson
cobby wobby MOGS stupid feraljak
>Have you ever taken drugs
no
the only drugs i've ever taken are alcohol and ibuprofen

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>>14057817
>blud ts is NOT tuff

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blud ts is NOT tuff

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btw any message on strawpage that contains any heckin unsavory words like FAGGOT get autofiltered

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>>14057817
>MOON TIARA ACTION

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i sent a funny amogus i hope it goes through

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What about the drawings we sent?

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post da gemmy oekakis homes wait nvm i got a hunger for some takis brb

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>>14057880
i thought i turned off filtering on messages thoughbeit
anyway i'm back from biking

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>is this allowed to go through
yes
>favorite anime? >gigathinker.png
i'm not sure
probably jojo
>why is neutralplier soyjak 20 specifically
because his bwc is 20 cm long
>I don't know if i remember correct, but you said people might recognize your or some shit. who are you saar…
i'm completely irrelevant don't worry about it

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Test

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uphitler

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>Are you Miko? If not, thoughts on him
i want to kill myself because you thought i was him
i think he's a pedo that loves larping as a little girl online
>What do you think of the Russian femboy song
i don't know what the fuck that is
>Should I order DoorDash tonight? What should I get?
get a burrito o algo
>What is your favorite meme of 2025 so far
i have no idea i'm completely out of touch and i feel like an unc
>why the flip is markiplier trying to rizz me up
he's just being himself thoughevertheless

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Same fagging

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>are u into touhou
i have never played a touhou game and i don't really care about it that much but some of the characters look cool
>thoughts on uncjak? Is it coal ?
it's not the worst thing ever
>grandparents in bed yet?
i am not dr cobson/nome diddyblud 💀🥀
>Do you own any pets
i have 6 but you'll just have to guess what they are because i'm selfish
>>14058884
tsmt

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SAME FAGGING

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>fav historical figure ?
teddy roosevelt.
>Which admin had aura
i don't know, kuz was a bad person but had a prominent aura.
>you know any ways of coping? I'll be blunt I'm depressed.
i'm sorry to hear that, i unironically just eat sweet stuff and watch old markiplier videos.
there really is no easy way to deal with depression, just don't turn to harming or killing yourself, nothing good will come from that.
>thoughts on quote?
i think he's immature and spiteful, though that kind of comes with being the establishment of an organization that is anti-establishment.
>what do (Youh think of the great meme reset
i don't know what that is, i'm an unc. 🥀

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>>14058970
site deleted my images award

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>how come there hasnt been any new lees lately compared to last year
we have the nigger lips guy i guess.
idk, isn't one lee one too many anyway?
>instead of soycord what if there was soyteamspeak
what would you even do in a soyteamspeak though?
>THE JARTY WILL RISE
tsmt ev&oe it's dead.
>i hope the soyjak movie releases someday
i hope it doesn't…

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>is there a lost media case that is actually interesting
not really, no.
that one lost (and found) brocraft stream where he sees hecking heroin brian was an interesting prospect, but ended up being really disappointing because it was so geglariously primitive.
>is everything soy ?
erm, no, just no.
>how can funko pop recover from bankruptcy
they can't, it's over…

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>Should I invest in NVIDIA
idk probably not.
>Would George Floyd be a good admin
saint floyd would add /banana/ and increase the pea pea h by 1000.
>I miss froot
you shouldn't.
>Half Life 3 is coming
that's what everybody thinks, but personally i'm still skeptical about that ever happening.
>How is the Shroom
idk i don't use the shroom.

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>I love my dog but she takes up all the room in my bed forcing me to sleep on the floor
sleep under or on top of your dog albeit.
>If Quote came out as gay what would be the reactions
i doubt anybody would be surprised, i'm pretty sure he was a minor before he took control of the sharty.
just another froot classic.

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>>14059094
forgot my plier

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>>14059096
i'm not sure i really care to tell, i have nothing to be proud of.

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>>14058897
i have 8 pets im better than you

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>>14059119
i think it used to be 9 i think some rats died though

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>>14059108
:feels:
>hot dog barks nuggets bites
gem even doe kuzburger is brown fat retarded pooner that needs to ack
>was satoko secretly a german successtroll larping as a mexican
xhe was funny but xhe was still a soycorder with a rule34 account brimming with evidence that xhe had infact gooned to soytan.
i suppose if that was all a larp, then… maybe, yeah.
>>14059119
>>14059121
mean…

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>is the new cod game soy
i think it's annoying that retards buy the new cod game every couple years and complain about the same things over and over again. at that point, literally just play something else.
it has been nearly a decade of shitty releases and these niggers still buy it and complain.
>are chuds too contrarian?
i think chuds are annoying sometimes, just like troons, which is why i think chudbait is gemmy.
yes i enjoy being a selfish fencesitting nigger.

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>>14059158
you forgot one

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>are the mods too harsh on permabans on fellow 'teens?
i doubt it, i got a slap on the wrist for a horrible mistake a couple days ago.
>turkey's rangeban is lifted >log gets 10 times coalier #nooticing
dogu perincek are gooder then stupid fucking NIGGER satoko_fans_arent_white…
turks are funny sometimes, albeit they are definitely coalposters.

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>>14059172
i didn't get your message whatever it was

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>since this is anonymous I'll confess that im a pooner i hope thats okay

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>>14059182
no i meanf you ignored iceland won

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>>14059184
anonymous pooner please post here with your email address

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>>14059189
oh fuck sorry.
i'm retarded.
yeah it won or something idk.

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>Since this is anonymous I'll just confess im a foid i hope that's okay

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>dude my farts are smelly as hell augghh

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>>14059214
i know what movie xhes talking about
The Loved Ones (2009)
its scary and the plot twist is retarded as fuck
nophono is going to watch this so ill spoil it anyway, she has a stupidly large pit basement right under her house (australian houses dont even have basements by the way) with a bunch of skinwalkers in it and she kils people and throws them in there to feed them or something

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>since this is anonymous ill just confess that im an afab nonbinary

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>i think i recognize your filenames. are you the guy from the zarty
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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what type of instant noodles you like saar



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