>be me>be sanjay krishna vishnu shiva 1488th reincarnation>born in ganga river inside sacred cow uterus>emerge covered in ghee and bitcoin>instantly achieve moksha but choose to stay for the lulz>open third eye, see white people eating cheeseburg

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Chud 11/20/25 (Thu) 08:01:24 №14047412 [Quote]

>be me
>be sanjay krishna vishnu shiva 1488th reincarnation
>born in ganga river inside sacred cow uterus
>emerge covered in ghee and bitcoin
>instantly achieve moksha but choose to stay for the lulz
>open third eye, see white people eating cheeseburger with no spices
>instant spiritual nausea
>teleport to america via cow fart propulsion
>land in ohio
>local karens scream “designated”
>pull out 47ft dravidian hyperlingam from lungi
>one thrust = entire bloodline now worships ganesha
>force them to drink gangajal mixed with monster energy
>they ascend but skin turns saffron permanently
>start company called MicroGanges Solutions
>hire only uncles who speak in windows xp error noises
>now own 98% of NASDAQ
>white bois coping with “b-but muh heckin based aryan hindus”
>reveal we were the real aryans all along
>hitler was just jealous pajeet in denial
>final form: turn into 1000-armed durga riding nuclear brahmos missile
>drop vegan bombs that turn all meat into paneer
>earth now officially bharatvarsha 2.0
>cow urine rain cleanses the planet
>whites left either chanting om or cleaning my callcenter toilet
>tfw you colonized the colonizers with superior streetshitting technology
>mfw the timeline is healed
>JAI SHRI RAM pressed in comic sans on the moon
>do not redeem sir