/soy/ - Soyjaks

It's not what 4chan is
It's what it could beeeee
With new management in charge
Like you, and you, and me…
once we get up there, and steal that lolicon board
our so soyful trinity, could make their realm our own
We'll pack up all their cp and redecorate
Bet our posters would look powerful with gemmier baits
Once we get up there, up to the promised land
A hundred billion (YOU)s await our every bait spam
We're the biggest fish in /soy/, how 'bout we upgrade the bowl?
It's time for growth, let's rule 'em both, take total control!
Think of all your dreams that could come true
(Even the wet ones?)
Yeah, those too, imagine what it could enable (for my /a/hole)
Yes, a channer host that bows to none but us
(I can have hot new 4chan sluts?)
(Sage their posts and make them bannished!)
And what's best is
That dumb frootcake showed us the way
To make those lolicon cabronas pay
And once we're mods, I can't wait to say
To everyone who doubted me, your doubting days are done!
You'll be autosaged, trapped, and bantered
Then I'll ban you, just for fun
Once we get up there, the shining kingdom of Moot
No more petty squabbles with the mods
As we stroll the /lgbt/ ack catalog
What's an baitlord to a cuck? They ain't got a prayer
(It'll be so nice in 4chan)
(With a splash of vice, they'll pay the price)
(We'll rule the board from up on high)
Once I (and I, and I) get up there