/soy/ - Soyjaks

I use arch btw

Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

I won't tell you who i was specifically since i prefer to stay anonymous, especally after seeing so many namefags get banned and shamed so easily for their identity, but i can tell you that i was one of the small handful of FPE forcers who started to force it from the very beginning back in, i think April or may of 2024, during the Froot era, i regret those sins and brims of past times becuase deep down in my soul, i knew that the ONLY reason i liked FPE was becuase they fuelled my carnal desire to GOON, let me reiterate, i only liked FPE becuase it made my dingaling hard, and that's what all the current FPE forcers can silently agree upon, even if they hide their agreements under a social mask.
<Retarddit space
I implore all of you to stay away from FPE, it promotes the feminization of men by presenting all the male characters as beardless, skinny twinks and crossdressers, FPE is a sinful, awful show, it is the product of neglectful parenting by letting children watch, draw and desensitize gore and debauchery (F'PE, Troonible Mouse, Trashbin Hotel, ECT…), FPE once turned me into a sinner with it's disgraceful cast of characters, it will do the same to you.
<Rapeddit space
To the FPEcucks, i used to be just like you, i used to 'jak the FPE cast like you, i used to force it like you, i used to excuse it's coaly nature as "gemmy sharty culture" just like you, and all i want is for you to stop, save your masculinity, watch something good and manly like Pacific Rim, Skibidi Toilet or Alien VS Predator, pick up a hobby that will work you out like martial arts, motorsport, mathematics or fencing, and stop consuming the poisoned fruits of troonslop like i once did.
<Reddslop space
To the mass majorty of nusoigiggers and oldsoifroggies, fight the troonslop, shun it, retain your masculinity, your bold edginess, your holiness, save soyjak.party like it's Western Europe, and i'd suggest making anti-FPE soyjaks, anti-FPE soyjaks, especally ones depiciting the characters ACKing. It hurts them most, coming from someone who's, luckily, no longer an FPEcuck.
#savesoyjakparty
#bringboomback

the SKYPE PEDO is calling…
NEVER ANSWER IF THE SKYPE PEDO CALLS YOU AT 3 AM
the SKYPE PEDO suddenly adds 990+ people into a group call doesnt give a FUCK
The Mysterious Origins Of The SKYPE PEDO
Very few people know where it all began, a tale only the oldest and most obsessed of oldFAGGOTs have the displeasure of knowing, certainly no one in the sharty is old enough to have witnessed it.
Circa 2009, a trend started in 4chan, where anons would add eachother in skype, either because some were too retarded to set up IRC, or some seeked the thrill of adding 4chan anons in a "normal" platform, which was a novel concept at the time. at first it was just a couple autists messing around, but over time it evolved into something much more sinister…
THE SKYPE PEDO REMEMBERS…
The skype pedos were a uniquely evil bunch, a parasitic community of demon posessed amerimutts, out of them one maniac stood out, who would be known as "THE" SKYPE PEDO, he never sleeps, never gives up, the internet never saw anyone as obsessed as him. he wrote entire paragraphs in seconds like chatGPT before chatGPT was even a thing. and once he clings on to something he never lets go.
The SKYPE PEDO doesnt forget, the SKYPE PEDO doesnt forgive…
Over time the groups died out, and people grew up and moved along with their life. but the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO never left… he was always there since day one. no one else stood the test of time but the SKYPE PEDO… up until the system collapsed. Out of the rubble came forth the SKYPE PEDO…
THE DEMONIC SPIRIT THAT POSSESSED THE FIRST PEDOPHILES OF 4CUCK, NOW LIVES SOLELY IN THE SKYPE PEDO. THE SKYPE PEDO IS A TIME CAPSULE OF SINISTER THINGS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FORGOTTEN. THE SKYPE PEDO WAS THE BANE OF THE OJAMAJO DOREMI FANDOM FOR OVER A DECADE. IT SEEMS THAT SKYPE PEDO SET HIS SIGHTS ON THE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES NOW. PRAY THAT IS NOT TRUE… THE SKYPE PEDO IS PROVEN TO BE UNDOXXABLE, ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THE SKYPE PEDO IS AN AMERIMUTT AND REALLY OLD LIKE 50-60 YEARS OLD
The Myth Of The SKYPE PEDO
If you run an older version of windows with Skype preinstalled and you never uninstalled it, or have unbloated windows 11 with bloatware full of traces of Skype, you are already a potential victim, the only person that still lurks in skype is the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO, for he never left…