/soy/ - Soyjaks

inb4 HTSM quote

>funny bald men with glasses
oxymoron though

>>Visit the Sharty
>>Incessant copypasta message spam
>>Incessant spam of unfunny low effort variants
>>Incessant spam of FPE characters for some reason
>
>I'm sorry but wasn't the site supposed to be about funny bald men with glasses? What even is the point in this endless spam of shit nobody likes?
>
>Soyjaks are funny, I thought the site where they come from would be funny too..

Thats tragic, however, My name is Big Five King, also known as Bfivekings. I live in a low income apartment with one kitchen, one room and one bathroom, I Pay 800$ dollar every month to have rights to it and I work as a cashier two blocks ahead otherwise I would be homeless. One day I was walking down the road listening to my favorite music at full volume with my headphones on, I was walking calm and unbothered by my surroundings as I could hear no dissonances to my might. Everything was going fine until a bus suddenly stopped and a huge impact sound so loud I could hear it even though my headphones were blasting at 271% volume. I was surprised by this, in fact I even paused my favorite song and took off my headphones from my ears, I looked behind and saw a bus crashed in a adamantium pole, stopped, truly inanimate as if something prior to the accident happened resulting in its abrupt stationary demise, it looked like it originated from its insides. My curiosity talked louder than my own safety, and slowly approached the bus that for some reason was completely silent, I could not even see the bus driver because a green gas was occupying all of the bus interior.

>Its da fuggen jardeeeee!!!!!!!!
<Ay caramba!

I heard the voices while on my way to it, as I got closer more voices were heard more voices coming out of the bus! Unnerving…

>Ids da jardeees fault!!!! They made me leak!!!!!
<Whi are you so obsessed with my hermanos o algo!!!

I kept getting closer, until I finally got close enough I could interact with its door, but when I was close to opening it the bus began shaking violently and horrifying brap sound blasted through the window violently

*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* (Shockwave) (shattered windows)

The flatulence was so violent I was knocked down to the ground and my ears began to bleed, I opened my eyes and all I saw was a colossal cloud of green fart, it burned my eyes to the point I got blinded by it, its smell was worse than chlorine gas and I started to cough blood violently. Amidst all the negative events that pinned me to the ground, I did not gave up on life, I quickly stood up again firm and strong while dispersing the horrifying gas with my waving hands. I looked back at the bus and opened its door immediately to see what was going on, just to immediately spot a man wearing a Mexican shirt with takis all over him, he was the driver.

>Pinche otaku, maldito eptstein, tu es cagadaa!

I heard him say, he was looking looking behind the bust something I could not see, yet my curiosity spoke louder and I waved my arms to disperse the gas. The gas was dispersed successfully giving me enough vision to observe who was behind all this brap. It was man… A yellow dyed hair, brown skinned man wearing a red shirt, his lips is big and his eyes seemed souless to me. He is enraged at the driver who only knew about takis. But since I am a kind welcoming, all hearing person, I wanted to hear him, so I asked him…

"What happened?"

The brown skin immediately looked at me like rabid dog. And the worst happened.

>Its DE FUGGEN JARDEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Worst mistake of my life. As soon he finished his sentence, Another huge blast of green gas leaked from his ass, I tried to leave the bus as fast as I could, but it was too late

>De jardeeeeeees fa- BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP (shockwave) (total bus death)

>>14029844 (OP)
>I thought the site where they come from would be funny too..
Yeah 4chan is pretty funny. This place is a dump for retarded teenagers THOUGH

>>14029844 (OP)
yeah the nusharty can't create shit, barely any nuvariants or even edits
no 'tosses either

>>14029880
>Yeah 4chan is pretty funny

A site where 90% of arguments devolve into posting underage anime girls or gore and blaming the jews for everything isn't that funny

Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

Better than whatever is going on at 4chan

>>14029995
LORNA FROM TERRIBLE MOUSE IS 10000000% GEMMIER STAY MAD

>>14029999
digits

I won't tell you who i was specifically since i prefer to stay anonymous, especally after seeing so many namefags get banned and shamed so easily for their identity, but i can tell you that i was one of the small handful of Skibidisigma copypasta forcers who started to force it from the very beginning back in, i think November or November of 2025, during the Quote era, i regret those sins and brims of past times becuase deep down in my soul, i knew that the ONLY reason i liked Skibidisigma copypasta was becuase they fuelled my carnal desire to SPAM, let me reiterate, i only liked Skibidisigma copypasta becuase it made my COCK ROCK SOLID and that's what all the current Skibidisigma copypasta forcers can silently agree upon, even if they hide their agreements under a social mask.
<Oreos space
I implore all of you to stay away from Skibidisigma copypasta, it promotes a school that likes to help with learning 123s they're the keys basic math very easy to baldis world of fun where noone leaves till educated, Skibidisigma copypasta is a sinful, awful wall of text, it is the product of neglectful parenting by letting children read the soylent scat copypasta, Skibidisigma copypasta once turned me into an autist with it's disgraceful wall of retarded niggerbabble, it will do the same to you.
<Oreo space
To the Skibidisigma copypastacucks, i used to be just like you, i used to spam the Skibidisigma copypasta cast like you, i used to force it like you, i used to excuse it's coaly nature as "gemmy sharty culture" just like you, and all i want is for you to stop, save your masculinity, watch something good and manly like Miss Circle futa gemmies, ZIP EGG or Just RP with the Miss Circle character.ai bot, pick up a hobby that will work you out like gooning to miss circle futa, raping niggers, mathematics class with miss circle or fencesitting, and stop consooming the poisoned fruits of aryancuisine like i once did.
<And oreos space
To the mass majorty of nusoiniggers and oldsoifroggies, do not fight the urge to goon, eat shit, do not retain your semen, your bold autism, shut down soyjak.party like it's The Jarty, and i'd suggest not making soyjaks, because they're a dead meme that no-one cares about. Make gigas instead.
It hurts them most, coming from someone who's, luckily, no longer an Skibidisigma copypastacuck.
#shutdownsoyjakparty
#bringkaaatieback

>>14030039
>Oreos
Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

I want to remain anonymous, especially since many fake names are easy to hide. I think it's my favorite reason. Like I said, it's my soul, so wake up the phone. contract with the social mask.
<Time is running out
I want you all to stay away from FPE, all to keep men, thin, fake, ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore
<Fast distance
As for FPECUCKS, I interpret fpe like you do, you "Culture", "Culture" is "Culture", you make it "culture", "culture" is "culture" and you make it "culture", "culture" is "culture" is "culture". Hobalist, Mtiaic, Madia Sports, Sports gagga, sports, material, material, material most of these aspects.
<Square Red
Man …, date, treasure, rich, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare
Fortunately, more people are hurt than good people.

I get a boner at the thought of raping miss circle spammers too bad I'll never satisfy it, how could you tell?

>>14030128
Only 1 can rape me.

Instead of whining about low effort variants, try your hand at making them so they can be to your standards, or atleast try your hand at oc using good/classic variants. Sounds like alot of this is how you interface with the site itself. Not to say that spam isn't low quality, but whining meta threads like these are about at the level of spammers imo.

>>14030137
I guess bro

>>14030128
Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

>>14030153
I won't tell you who i was specifically since i prefer to stay anonymous, especally after seeing so many namefags get banned and shamed so easily for their identity, but i can tell you that i was one of the small handful of FPE forcers who started to force it from the very beginning back in, i think April or may of 2024, during the Froot era, i regret those sins and brims of past times becuase deep down in my soul, ever since i saw that fucking fundamental paper whateverthefuck video something changed in me. every time i go to bed now i have the same dream of her raping my anus while calling me "fag" or "bitchboy". i swear i wasn't into this before but i think i kinda am now. i want her to rail me with that big futa cock for hours while abusing me, there's no helping it. most of my days now are spent fapping to miss circle futa on male porn and using janitor ai to let her rape me. god save me.

egregious site

Make terrible mouse popular again

>>14030192
tsmt

>>14030192
popular gem in tvrkiye:

>>14030162
>>14030192
Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

>>14030138
Will it achieve anything or will it just drown in the sea of obsessed spam?

>>14030266
The other day I made this variant, and me and a few other people spent hours making edits of him, the variant never will "take off" but it was fun and fitting for the spirit of the site. If I had whined instead of making the 'jak, it wouldn't of happened.

>>14029844 (OP)
I only browse here when I'm bored of xitter

>>14030390
I remember him

>>14030231
>playing children will find her mutilated
>playing children will find her mutilated
>children
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. MODS BAN THISS PEDONIGGER NAOOOOOOOOWOWOWWOWOWOOWOWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW 'ZA 'ZA AND 'APE 'ZA NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW , how could you tell?

nigger

>>14030390
But I like complaining that's the thing, I love whining.


Also soyposting should be done by everyone not just a small coalition of the willing.

>>14030682
well I won't spite you for liking it, and I won't argue that more probably should be soyposting, but what is to be done?

>>14030712
Maybe the jannies here should start banning people for spamming and being obsessed thread derailing faggots, that'd be a start at least or something

no one cares bro shut up