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>sitting on the toilet
<browsing the sharty while pooping your pants
>watching teletubbies
<playing opposing force

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i wasnt allowed to watch teletubbies

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DELETE THIS MY EYES

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My father hated teletubbies because 'it was retarded'. My mom told me my older sister got a teletubbies doll as a present from an aunt only for my dad to rip it in half.

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>putting teletubbies in Opposing Force

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Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.



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