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Giga chad school starting today:
3 million years of working out required
Can't breathe, that's for weak people
1,000,000 pushups a millisecond

Sign up whenever
Start Whenever
Teach yourself
Training:
Drink a juice made of children every second
1,000,000 pushups, situps, pullups
And every exercise in the
World in ten milliseconds
No anything. Just workout runts

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>Can't breathe, that's for weak people

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you also have to gigaquote 10000000 pedophiles every day

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>>14029032
Sticky this

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meds

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>>14029032
Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

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>>14029048
Thats FrQQt school doe

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>>14029051
Mustard do ts

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>>14029016 (OP)
I do pushups at 1 gigahertz so I should do just fine



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