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Found this in twitter ^^

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gem

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Embedded lol

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>>14028840
stealthjakked*

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>Found this in twitter ^^

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was about to leak until i saw the hidden message

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>>14028861
chudjak ass

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>>14028861
gem, but troons would probably find it funny so carbon

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>>14028873
probably not that much considering troonjak is still there

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Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

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this won

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What's with the uncanny expression? Troons are already fake women, I guess they are fake humans, too

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this NAS joyjak antimatter from the depths of niggerhell (xitter) is traced from a girl in middle school
POST THIS VANTABLACK RAISIN IF YOU'RE A PEDO

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you got your own site you didn't know?
joyjak.party

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>>14028893
xhey would say some raisin like "i usually hate woahjacks but this one is funny!"

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>real woman
The mere fact they’re even saying that shows we won

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>>14028969
unironicaly trve

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i don't know anyone that looks like that

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>>14029198
>Oh I'm a trannycuck! Yes I'm a trannycuck!
>Estrogen like having fun, I don't give a fuck

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Found this in twitter ^^ though

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>>14028910
htsm girl is cute award

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Also does this violate rule 9?

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>>14029251
stealthjaking isnt against the rools

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>>14029291
Marge, how the hell did you datamine me?

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>>14029291
schizorald

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>>14029291
also phoneposting is aryan

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>>14029308
>retarded phonetoddler revealing he's a retarded phonetoddler
If you look at OP's image on a display for adults (not a super-tiny screen for toddlers) it's plainly obvious there's something """hidden""" in the image.

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thread archived: https://archive.is/VKZtF

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>>14029338
geg why are you leaking about phones you schizofaggot

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>>14029393
>doubles down on outing himself as a retarded phonetoddler

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>>14029393
>If you look at OP's image on a display for adults (not a super-tiny screen for toddlers) it's plainly obvious there's something """hidden""" in the image.
>it's plainly obvious there's something """hidden""" in the image.
>plainly obvious
ONLY on phonescreen could it be impossible to see something so super obvious.
Because your screen is tiny + your brightness/contrast is totally fucked, so the brightest details of the image appear crushed / wiped out for you. , how could you tell?

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>>14029462
>apparently, zooming doesnt exist

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The lack of posters ITT commenting about the """hidden""" image (that OP "embedded" into his image) means the majority of the posters ITT are phonetoddlers, which is an utterly pathetic state of affairs.

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>>14029485
there's a hidden image?

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evendoe i'm on pc
i'm just blind

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>>14029500
truly obsession at its finest

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>>14029483
Doesn't help you when the brightest parts of the image are wiped out due to retarded contrast / excessive brightness which is almost always the case on phonescreens; you can't see the difference between a color at brightness level 245 vs 255 - those last ten steps or so are indistinguishable, sometimes it's even worse than that and details start getting crushed around ~230.
>>14029500
Lower your monitor brightness/contrast to a non-fucked setting.

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embedded 'jak in hair

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>>14029543
>wordswordswords
most people are just blind or simply didnt expand picrel to look for a stealthjak, its not that deep geg

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>>14029543
take your fucking meds

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>>14029580
> >wordswordswords
Hello 13 year old.

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>>14029586
>seething phonetoddler in denial

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>>>14029586 (You)
>>seething phonetoddler in denial

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>>14029594
>linuxcaca keeps seething at us phQneARYANs

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>>14029607
>you gotta choose between being a phonetoddler and a tranny
retard or something

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>>14029618
ok tranny

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>>14029621
Nusoi detected.

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mossad thread dni

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>>14029291
how do you do that and detect embedded images?

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>>14029588
>you're 12
Time to go back to bluesky

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>>14029638
Only little kids post "wordswords", it's some twatter/plebbit-speak that children use.

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Hence when you posted this >>14029580 you got called out for it. and oreos

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>>14029629
Ill let you know youre talking with a true /qwey/ OG right here. The fact that I use a phone doesnt make you any less of a tranny, geg!

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>>14029651
>thinks wordswords is from xitter
nusois……. o algo

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>>14029664
>if you don't use a phone then you use linux
False paradigm, strawman nonsense.

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>>14029651
meds, it comes from the "words words words, the left can't meme" thing that 4cuck /pol/ niggers used to say when leaking. I'm pretty sure it was popularized here.

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Can't breathe, that's for weak people
1,000,000 pushups a millisecond

Sign up whenever
Start Whenever
Teach yourself
Training:
Drink a juice made of children every second
1,000,000 pushups, situps, pullups
And every exercise in the
World in ten milliseconds
No anything. Just workout runts

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>>14029673
sentient nameroll

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>>14028810 (OP)
noticed the embedded troon jak lol

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nice embedded troonjak bigot
>You WILL NOT post files containing embedded content.
enjoy your ban :)

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>>14029580
>>14029607
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>>14029664
>seething this hard because they realized they're cucking their internet browsing experience by using a phone instead of a computer
>seething so much because they realized their tiny toddler screens are shit

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Post this, slot, and DNB on xitter

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>phone vs computer

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>>14029714
>STILL mindbroken by phoneGODs
we own the site btw

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>>14029742
You're projecting hard now. You lost and you know it.
You lost the moment you entered the thread and failed to see the hidden image in OP's image.

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>>14029742
nigger using a phone to browse the web is objectively an inferior experience
you have less screen space, no adblock, little customization options, and a locked down piece of shit that spies on you. its shit.

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>>14029769
They know that but can't ever admit it. So they're forced to engage in cope-n-seethe and perpetual projection while pretending people are somehow magically jealous of them limiting their browsing experience to a cellphone.

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>>14029753
you lost the moment you entered in MY thread
hope you enjoyed replying to a falseflagger (albeit i was not the only one mindbreaking you since there were some phoneposters on my side geg)
still not sure if its visible on mobile, probably not

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>>14029812
>waaah waaah
Keep crying, phonetoddler.

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>>14029818
>didnt read the post
hope you had time to spend for this

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>>14029659
>and oreos
Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

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>>14029769
They can only watch videos encoded in 8bit YUV 4:2:0

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>no 12bit
>not even 10bit
>no YUV 4:4:4
>not even any YUV 4:2:2

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>>14029905
Marge why do you want to archive this thread

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>>14029924
Hey newfren, here's your answer: >>14029696

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>>14029637
i think he encrypted it with aes ecb

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>>14029338
nigger i dont see anything im on pc

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>>14029951
Lower your monitor brightness/contrast to a non-fucked setting.

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>>14029931
Seems kinda stupid considering we ARE in the fummy bald men with glasses website
Why would anyone even unironically argue about phones vs computers unless they were a troll (or were in /tech/)
The only 'good' aspect about phones is the fact that theyre portable, but thats about it

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>>14029842
LORNA FROM TERRIBLE MOUSE IS 1000% GEMMIER STAY MAD

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>>14029961
>terrible mouse
go back to your telegram server

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>>14029960
Non-sequitur.

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If you still can't see it

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>>14029769
>posted from tor on whonix

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How do you check for embedded things? Asking because i dont want to be trolled

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it was really not that hard btw
derailed to niggerhell award



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