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The penis–the abrahamist's nightmare.

Note that the penis:

1. Is shaped for human hand

2. Enlarges when needed

3. Has outward indicator of it's properties before fully revealing itself: Blacklarge, Whitemedium, Yellow–small.

4. Peels itself back to indicate full readiness

5. Self-lubricating

6. Protective wrapper

7. Is shaped for the human mouth

8. Has a point at top for ease of entry

9. Is pleasing to taste buds

10. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy

>nooo you have to cut it up for no reason

>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy it
>nooo you can't use it except on one woman
>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy that either

 â„–14028628[Quote]

Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

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>Black large

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>>14028635
I love BBC

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large, White



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