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>I had sex with lots of women instead of getting married so now I get to hang out with and have sex with those women even more in hell

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>>14028199 (OP)
kys big nigger lips spammer

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cringe

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even doe satan is gonna turn you into a troon and you are gonna get raped by a thrembillion demons

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>>14028240
You will never be lee

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>Women
>In hell
OP is getting raped by trannies and demons

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>>14028199 (OP)
Hell is an ancient bronze aged myth

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>>14028297
>all women go to heaven
Marge

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>>14028315
Hazbin hotel is real which means hell is real

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>>14028332
Hazbin hotel is a work of fiction

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>>14028340
It's divinely inspired

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>>14028322
muhammed can't have 72 male virgins you retard

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>>14028359
So god is going to cuck you?

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Ev&oe if hell is real it's intended to be an eternal punishment

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Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

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>>14028389
Yeah but some punishments are worse than others

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>>14028397
Having sexo with women is not a punishment doe

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>>14028199 (OP)
You would be suffering because of the hellish brimstone rivers doe
You wouldn't get any satisfaction o algo

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>>14028417
>>14028425
Listen guys. I've watched ALL of helluva boss and hazbin hotel so I know what I'm getting myself into okay? Don't be panicans

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>>14028389
why eternal punishment for two consenting adults, where's the fairness in that

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>>14028462
Yeah exactly, if you have to go to hell for adultery it'll be like a bad neighborhood in LA

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>>14028476
We're not talking about the hazbin hotel version of hell where it's just california but with a red atmosphere, i'm talking about regular hell where you burn n sheeeit

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>>14028495
Hazbin hotel is regular hell. Duh?

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>>14028499
No it's not

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>>14028507
Vivienne Medrano is the current living prophet, I'm gonna trust her over an older testament

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>>14028440
nusoi, I…

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>>14028499
Hell would look like this doe, not whatever hazin homotel shows
>This is doom's hell doe

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>>14028332

>>>14028315

>Hazbin hotel is real which means hell is real

 â„–14028583[Quote]

>forgives pedophiles, rapists, murderers
>punishes people for wrong think

???????

 â„–14028625[Quote]

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>>14028583
>forgives pedophiles, rapists, murderers
Is this what christcucks actually believe?

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>>14028583
>>14028625
Unironically yes

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>>14028625
wholesome gem

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>>14028625
christ won

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>>14028678
Chudbaiting in big '25 🥀

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>>14028673
>>14028667
>>14028637
>>14028625
>>14028583
if god is real, I genuinely hope he only says that to bait pedos, who think they will be saved, like they go to heaven and gods says
>You think you aren't going to hell, you rape kids nigga, nuh uh

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>>14028701
What if someone only gooned to 'p doe

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>>>14028701 (You)
>What if someone only gooned to 'p doe

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>>14028625
Evendoe epstein was a jew and not Christian therefore he's in hell

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>>14028625
it's too christpilled…

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Satan is a virgin

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>>14029103
Satan had sex and is raising a daughter he loves very much



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