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>reasons why they should make me admin;
i WILL ban everything you don’t like
i WILL add cool features
and also i WILL range ban iceland

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ban everything except zellig

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>>14021855
hostile offsite community

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Jannies, don't listen to this clown. Despite the memes we appreciate the work you d- phahahahaha, who am I kidding

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>>14021852 (OP)
Jannies leak this 'teen's notes

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>>14021864
don’t

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future admin bump

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>>14021852 (OP)
you have my vote

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Iceland won

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i endorse itoddler admin

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range ban the cook islands

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also i will ban everyone who says β€œitoddler” for rule 12

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>>14021856
giggers are

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>>14021892
itoddler

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>creating a proprietary server array by connecting together iPhones and using it to host the sharty servers therfore turning all soyteens into iGODS

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>>14021852 (OP)
Itoddler

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>>14021902
shut up pedo

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>>14021893
>ev&o gigas are gemmy and zellig is rnca coal

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>>14021901
I WILL do this too

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>>14021902
Dead meme

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>>14021910
get the fuck out

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>>>14021904
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>>>14021918

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>>14021907
wtf is rnca

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>>14021924
>IT’S FUNNY CUZ IT’S PORN

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>>14021932
Who is that jannie who approve this?

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>>14021934
quote xirself

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>>>14021932 (You)
>Who is that jannie who approve this?

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>>>>14021932 (You)
>>Who is that jannie who approve this?

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>>14021932
kill yourself sodomite

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>>14021947
i’m looks like this

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>>>14021947 (You)
>i’m looks like this

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Why is the download box orange now, also get these swarthy faggots off my bald men with glasses website

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>>>>>14021932 (You)
>>>Who is that jannie who approve this?

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another thread turned into shithole as fucking always. I’m leaving it like this

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>>14021934
might just be a whitelisted ip
probably an oldsoishabalaba baiting you nusoi

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even then i dont know i didnt see if there was mpa

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how about… no
iceland won

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>>14021962
>>14021932
>>14021924
>>14021910
TOTAL TROONOID DEATH, ASSRIPPER CLEARS

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>>>14021962 (You)
>>>14021932 (You)
>>>14021924 (You)
>>>14021910 (You)
>TOTAL TROONOID DEATH, ASSRIPPER CLEARS

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>>14022019
STOP BAITING MEEEEE ROOT ZOOT MOOT HOOT FROOT RANGEBAN THIS NIGGER AND LEAK XIS IP NOOOOOOOOW

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>>14022035
quote do this

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>>>14022019 (You)
>STOP BAITING MEEEEE ROOT ZOOT MOOT HOOT FROOT RANGEBAN THIS NIGGER AND LEAK XIS IP NOOOOOOOOW

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>>14022078
JANNIES WHY ARE YOU APPROVING THIS BRIMSTONE

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What a terrifying thread,but anyway… My name is Big Five King, also known as Bfivekings. I live in a low income apartment with one kitchen, one room and one bathroom, I Pay 800$ dollar every month to have rights to it and I work as a cashier two blocks ahead otherwise I would be homeless. One day I was walking down the road listening to my favorite music at full volume with my headphones on, I was walking calm and unbothered by my surroundings as I could hear no dissonances to my might. Everything was going fine until a bus suddenly stopped and a huge impact sound so loud I could hear it even though my headphones were blasting at 271% volume. I was surprised by this, in fact I even paused my favorite song and took off my headphones from my ears, I looked behind and saw a bus crashed in a adamantium pole, stopped, truly inanimate as if something prior to the accident happened resulting in its abrupt stationary demise, it looked like it originated from its insides. My curiosity talked louder than my own safety, and slowly approached the bus that for some reason was completely silent, I could not even see the bus driver because a green gas was occupying all of the bus interior.

>Its da fuggen jardeeeee!!!!!!!!

<Ay caramba!

I heard the voices while on my way to it, as I got closer more voices were heard more voices coming out of the bus! Unnerving…

>Ids da jardeees fault!!!! They made me leak!!!!!

<Whi are you so obsessed with my hermanos o algo!!!

I kept getting closer, until I finally got close enough I could interact with its door, but when I was close to opening it the bus began shaking violently and horrifying brap sound blasted through the window violently

*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* (Shockwave) (shattered windows)

The flatulence was so violent I was knocked down to the ground and my ears began to bleed, I opened my eyes and all I saw was a colossal cloud of green fart, it burned my eyes to the point I got blinded by it, its smell was worse than chlorine gas and I started to cough blood violently. Amidst all the negative events that pinned me to the ground, I did not gave up on life, I quickly stood up again firm and strong while dispersing the horrifying gas with my waving hands. I looked back at the bus and opened its door immediately to see what was going on, just to immediately spot a man wearing a Mexican shirt with takis all over him, he was the driver.

>Pinche otaku, maldito eptstein, tu es cagadaa!


I heard him say, he was looking looking behind the bust something I could not see, yet my curiosity spoke louder and I waved my arms to disperse the gas. The gas was dispersed successfully giving me enough vision to observe who was behind all this brap. It was man… A yellow dyed hair, brown skinned man wearing a red shirt, his lips is big and his eyes seemed souless to me. He is enraged at the driver who only knew about takis. But since I am a kind welcoming, all hearing person, I wanted to hear him, so I asked him…

"What happened?"

The brown skin immediately looked at me like rabid dog. And the worst happened.

>Its DE FUGGEN JARDEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Worst mistake of my life. As soon he finished his sentence, Another huge blast of green gas leaked from his ass, I tried to leave the bus as fast as I could, but it was too late

>De jardeeeeeees fa- BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP (shockwave) (total bus death)

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>>14022088
nigga wrote whole book, how could you tell?

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>>14022078
FPE IS ARYAN AND KILLS ALL TROON BRIMSTONE AND ARYAN OREOS

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>>>14022078 (You)
>JANNIES WHY ARE YOU APPROVING THIS BRIMSTONE

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