/soy/ - Soyjaks

The gay sex catastrophe was an incident that occurred on June 6th 1996 inside the basement of the Sharty. It caused 80% of the Sharty population to turn gay and have sex with each other. It began with the frogs. Something had been turning the frogs gay. Specifically it began with the Apu frogs. A sample of a bioengineered weapon of mass faggotry codenamed MLPKYS had been ingested by a bouncy mouse who said he was cheesed to meet everyone. This mouse was later eaten by an Apu frog. After the Apu frog ate the mouse, the Apu frog turned gay and started emitting gay radiation which upon contact with other Apu frogs turned them gay. Once hundreds of Apu frogs had turned gay, their combined gayness caused an unprecedented concentration of gay radiation that combined itself into a gay energy field that reached a critical fag mass which started a chain reaction leading to an explosion of absolute faggotry. The faggot explosion faggotized people indiscriminately, soys and gigas and dog-lobster posters alike turned gay en masse.