/soy/ - Soyjaks

Meow :3

TFW you're doing another based and tradpilled groyper CRVSADE for the Nigerian based black man CHRISTBROS in Africa so you can kiss their feet and YHWH's miraculous and infallible brown foreskin appears to you in a burning bush and before you even know it Mother SLVT Mary appears with her glowing holy gyatt and she lowkey takes dat bibisi but you're a trad christbro so YHWH's transdaughter Yeshua Bar Yosef lowkey BUILDS THE WEST and squirts his miraculous AB type neovagina axewound transperiodblood all over you in a trad Eucharistic miraculous shitskin miracle so you give up all your possessions and lowkey turn the other cheek to the based black CHRISTBROS and when you arrive back home you just kill evil whitey pagans who are no civilization savages for 8000 years and rejoice when your newborn is diagnosed with nager-miller syndrome because you know YHWH's plan is so fucking trad and mysterious holy yeschad!