It's fucking happening. Now that everyone knows that android phones have israeli spyware on them they're making the phones fucking explode just like the incident with the pagers. it's so fucking over. I don't have a samsung phone but my parents do and they

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Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:14:09 №14003175 [Quote]

It's fucking happening. Now that everyone knows that android phones have israeli spyware on them they're making the phones fucking explode just like the incident with the pagers. it's so fucking over. I don't have a samsung phone but my parents do and they might die because they don't take me seriously…

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:15:20 №14003189 [Quote]

just get the freedom phone

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:16:08 №14003197 [Quote]

>>14003189
IT'S TOO LATE NIGGER

Impjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:17:10 №14003213 [Quote]

>test
i fucking hate israel and all the kikes
fuck you netanyahu or whatever you are called

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:17:38 №14003216 [Quote]

totla iGOD victory

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:20:32 №14003241 [Quote]

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>It's fucking happening. Now that everyone knows that android phones have israeli spyware on them they're making the phones fucking explode just like the incident with the pagers. it's so fucking over. I don't have a samsung phone but my parents do and they might die because they don't take me seriously…

Emmanuel 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:20:40 №14003242 [Quote]

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>DAD YOU NEED TO THROW YOUR PHONE AWAY IT'S AN ISRAELI SPYING DEVICE SET TO EXPLODE AT ANY MOMENT BY THE NEW WORLD ORDER, COMPUTER TRANNY GOOD NEW WORLD ORDER COALITION
<Erm… what the facebook?

Amerimutt 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:21:19 №14003248 [Quote]

>>14003213
update: my phone exploded and i have lost my right hand or something

Baby 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:23:29 №14003266 [Quote]

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marge? i have an android and i dont want to get blown up

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:24:08 №14003270 [Quote]

>>14003175 (OP)
That is why Apple won and iPhone is gooder

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:25:08 №14003279 [Quote]

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>>14003242
>DAD! LOOK AT THE PICUTRE I SENT YOU, SEE THE SKULL! THR PART OF THE BRAIN REMOVED!

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:31:38 №14003332 [Quote]

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Buy Android
Support Israel

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:33:10 №14003344 [Quote]

this is why iGODDLERS won

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:34:06 №14003350 [Quote]

Israelis blowing people's balls up is one of the greatest flexes of all time

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:47:28 №14003460 [Quote]

marge…??

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:50:02 №14003489 [Quote]

im currently thinking about that conspiracy theory i saw one time where they made blackberry fail intentionally because their encryption and security was on point
see: https://www.zdnet.com/article/former-nsas-chief-lawyer-blackberrys-encryption-efforts-led-to-its-demise/
theres probably more if you (((jewgle))) it

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:52:30 №14003515 [Quote]

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>>14003489
if i remember correctly there was also something called "modular phones" wich were basically phones wich you can improve by buying external pieces like ram,gpu and other things
it failed because the (((big companies))) thought it was going to be expensive

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:52:43 №14003519 [Quote]

>>14003515
forgot to turn off sage

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:55:09 №14003535 [Quote]

>>14003515
Yeah it certainly had nothing to do with the fact that that phone would be an unusable piece of garbage that would instantly break in like 15 different places

Kliksjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:55:45 №14003544 [Quote]

>>14003175 (OP)
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:56:27 №14003551 [Quote]

Feels great being an iphone aristocrat instead of an androidslave

Sneed 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:57:20 №14003570 [Quote]

I have a chinsese phone, all glory to the communist party of china and hail Xi or whatever please don't blow my balls off

Darkiplier 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:57:22 №14003571 [Quote]

I laughed at this but then I realised I have a Samsung phone. Pretty crazy that

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 21:59:23 №14003598 [Quote]

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